I gave it a 9 because they killed the hero halfway through the movie and I walked out of the theatre in disgust.
It was a straight 10 up to that point.
What were they thinking? They had the ultimate badass (who I've never seen before up till now) kicking serious butt cheeks with his "Aikido" fighting style, breaking hearts with his exotic good looks, and damaging wardrobes with his slick fashion sense.
Steven I think you call him just oozes charisma, he's obviously the best actor in the movie and could give De Niro a run for his money. He's the best fighter, and has the best hair, so much so I went and got myself a ponytail, so I can be ass badass as him.
And what do they do with total screen perfection? Throw him out of a plane. I was gobsmacked! Would they do that to Jean Claude Van Douche?
I sat there during the premier unaware, and when it happened I stood up and screamed at the screen. Everybody in the theatre was agreeing over the travesty we all just witnessed, and I walked up to the director and asked him to step outside for a gentlemanly talk.
Kurt Russel poked his nose in as usual, and I gave him a stare that would turn your blood into ice. Obviously he backed down and whimpered off, back to his wife like the scared little dog he is.
Anyway, this was a great movie until the halfway mark, and better than any of Jon Clutz Van Dumb films by a long shot.
i agree it should have been john leguizamo who get suck out of plane into thin air and fall to death which would be fitting end for hack like him who ruin every film he in with overactings!!
while losing casey ryback was big blow to film, snake plisskin was worthy deputies.
Look buddy, I dont know who you are or how you get the balls big enough to question my integrity, but I signed up to that movie with the promise I was the guy saving the President, being the biggest action star in the world at the time. And That snivelling little buffoon, Russel, was going to be my sidekick. Halle Berry was my love interest. (There's a lot of unseen footage of me and Berry joining the mile high club)
In the script they sent me Little Johhny Squeezamo was the one falling out of the plane, I could never remember his name, so I just used to call him little squeezy, because he was short and soft, he seemed to like the name. It had a lame ending, so I touched up the script, and at the end I was going to have an Aikido knife fight with that Poirot guy and throw him out of the cockpit window.
Obviously, that sneaky snake Kurt Russel got in first, probably his wife's idea. She was always on set sticking her nose in talking to the director, and Russel was so whipped he couldn't sneeze without her permission. I knew I couldn't trust that Kurt Russel because he never looked me directly in the eye once. Not even during our scenes. Snivelling little wretch had a guilty conscience, and the pussy always looked slightly off to the side to avoid eye contact during our dialogue. Probably to keep an eye on his wife's whereabouts as well.
The back stabbers even changed the poster. I was the face on the left, with my name on top. They even made my head smaller!
Pure Hollywood power play. The director Baird was a sap on his first film. A posh English fruit, easy to push around, gullible, and I knew the dirty old man had the horn for Hawn. Every time she was around he was slobberin' like a dog, she was all over him from day one, and one day they disappeared off to his caravan to talk about the cinematography on Russel's hair. Kurt was walking around like a lost puppy all day, with a sad look on his face. It all becomes crystal clear on hindsight.
The truth all came out at the premiere, and I'll save the story of what happened at the after party for another time.
I for one can attest that things went down EXACTLY as the OP claims.
The year was 1995, and I had just won a Cocoa Krispies contest that allowed me to spend two days on the set of a Hollywood film. As a twelve year-old boy with red hot American blood running through his veins, I can tell you that the chance to spend 48 hours schmoozing with the biggest badass in the biz was an opportunity that I wasn’t going to pass up. Long story short, I ate some rancid clams at the craft service table (we all know how Kurt Russel is about having all-you-can eat raw clams on the set of his movies), and when two hours later I rushed into the first stall of the nearest toilet truck, I accidentally interrupted Halle Berry (topless, of course, and dripping with raw clam juice of her own) sitting on the crapper and whispering into her satellite phone that Seagal had become so manly in the time since “Under Siege” that it was making Russel and Johnny Leg (as he was sometimes called) look like limp-wristed socialists. Twelve hours later, a script rewrite got passed around and…you guessed it…Seagal‘s character was no more.
And now here we are…28 years later, and I’m now the CEO of Kellogg’s cereal. As you can imagine, my job comes with A LOT of responsibility, and sure…I’ve made some executive decisions of my own over the years that I’m not proud of. But hey pal, let me tell you something. What I am proud of is the fact that every single morning at 11:43am, I sit on Steven Seagal’s lap (in much the same way that Halle Berry sat on that crapper all those years ago) and eat my bowl of Cocoa Krispies. Some things just never change.
"The year was 1995, and I had just won a Cocoa Krispies contest that allowed me to spend two days on the set of a Hollywood film. As a twelve year-old boy..."
So you were born in 1982-1983. That would make you 40-41 years old.
"And now here we are…28 years later, and I’m now the CEO of Kellogg’s cereal."
Don’t believe everything you read in the papers. I invite you to come over to Kellogg’s headquarters right now and tell Steven Seagal that it’s fake, tough guy.
> Steven I think you call him just oozes charisma, he's obviously the best actor in the movie and could give De Niro a run for his money.
Yeah, it is sad indeed that such a talented actor is reduced to making up fake IDs on a movie site and trying to play up his acting skills and his movies.
I sat there during the premier unaware, and when it happened I stood up and screamed at the screen. Everybody in the theatre was agreeing over the travesty we all just witnessed, and I walked up to the director and asked him to step outside for a gentlemanly talk.
Kurt Russel poked his nose in as usual, and I gave him a stare that would turn your blood into ice. Obviously he backed down and whimpered off, back to his wife like the scared little dog he is.
I'll take things that never happened for one-thousand Alex.
Even as a troll, this is so over the top it's ridiculous.
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During the mid-90s, rumors of sexual harassment and domestic violence started to circulate around Steven Seagal; with his ex-wife coming out and accusing him of beating her. Rumour has it that Kurt Russell refused to work with Steven Seagal for this reason, hence Seagal's early death scene as he was dropped from production, and is not listed in the opening credits. It is speculated that John Leguizamo's character "Rat" was expanded to take over Seagal's role.