If you view it as a parody of T1 and T2 it's okay. Arnold had a funny line (and him being an interior decorator and family man was straight-up parody), and the idea of a 5-foot-fuckall, 90-pound Mexican chick being the future leader of the human resistance was hilarious. Instead of Kyle Reese or a reprogrammed Arnold Terminator being the protector, we get a "Pat" version of the Bionic Woman:
A lot of people say, “What’s that?” It’s Pat!
A lot of people ask, “Who’s he? Or she?”
A ma’am or a sir, accept him or her
or whatever it might be.
It’s time for androgyny.
Here comes Pat!
We also get Jack Slater from Last Action Hero, except in the body of a 60-something blue-haired grandma instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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