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So the whole story is just Orlok wanting to nut into a remotely hot chick before he dies?

posted 13 days ago by Rorikon (18109)
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What a way to go out. Every man's dream goal before death. You can tell how skinny he was at the end due to living a chronic coomer lifestyle he does in the dark.

They should've added a light glint to Nosferatu's eyes to make him appear spooky because a lot of the times he's just talking in the dark and makes none of the movie even remotely scary.

The only saving factor of this movie was Dafoe's character and acting and variable use of the English language.

[–] osaji922 (60) 12 days ago

A very relatable story for most men.

[–] DarkLeafNinja (72) 12 days ago

lmao

[–] redban (6644) 12 days ago

He didn't get so horny that he forgot what time it was.. I think he knew he would die and was willing to go out after achieving his highest desire

[–] christomacin (4697) 11 days ago

Nosferatu - The Hutter Nutter

[–] squeedle (52) 10 days ago

O.G. incel.

[–] jriley555 (8388) 9 days ago

Was she hot though ? Really ?

[–] PrimeMinisterX (8822) 7 days ago

She may not be a 10 but she's certainly an attractive girl.

[–] christomacin (4697) 7 days ago

When you're a 4 hundred year old bloated tick with spindly legs you take love where you find it.

[–] Kingswood (1278) 8 days ago

They should've added a light glint to Nosferatu's eyes to make him appear spooky because a lot of the times he's just talking in the dark and makes none of the movie even remotely scary.

I felt the same way.

Someone else stated the mustache was also distracting. I have to agree.

I think for all the trouble they went to to keep Orlok’s makeup hidden prior to the movies release it fell flat once he was revealed. Just not creepy enough. Sorry.

I will say that the voice was spot on and very creepy.

[–] AnthonySocksss (1199) 6 days ago

If he’s undead then he can’t get an erection