Just gonna scoop it up and put it in my pocket for now...WHAT THE?!...Damn thing is moving and yelling at me! Ooopsy! It's actually Tom. His tiny face looks really angry!
shareReminded me of little John Oates from big train:-
https://youtu.be/Zh5f-_I1df4
WTF is this post?
"Hey look how short he is, isn't that hilarious?! hahahaha. Sure, he's powerful, everyone knows his name, he's rich beyond most people's wildest dreams, and looks amazing for being old. But he's short! And nobody anywhere ever in the history of Tom Cruise movie stardom has ever commented on his height. I'm so funny and original!"
But did anyone ever mistake him for an action figure before? Huh? Did they?
I don't want to be unoriginal again and make jokes that have been made thousands of times, so I will refrain from making any about what a dumbass you are. HEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
No, literally nobody in the history of the world has mistaken Tom Cruise for an action figure. The fact that you had to ask twice means your question was honest and earnest... making you the biggest dumbass in the history of the world. 🤣🤣🤣
shareAwww look at the little monkey. Who's a little monkey? You are! Yes you are!
shareBetter a monkey than the jackass you are 🤣🤣🤣
"Hey guess what! Tom Cruise is SHORT! How crazy is that! HAHAHAHAHA! Im so funny and clever!"
"Action figures! Get it? Because action figures are small! And Tom Cruise is small! Get it?? Huh? I'm so funny, I will make a post about it! ACTION FIGURES!"
This is so moronic, I'm actually embarrassed FOR you. Congrats at your 3rd grade level of insult comedy 🤣🤣
CAW-CAW-CAW!
shareLighten up, dude. The OP was meant to be poking a little fun at Tom Cruise.
shareare there any actual Top Gun Maverick figures? there should be its making so much money. i seen the Matchbox toy planes in supermarkets. and theres a big aircraft carrier avaiable https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/DAcAAOSw3tZfBhm8/s-l640.jpg
edit theres this but look to be custom
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2awAAOSwadxivZhU/s-l1600.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcEqPxpX0AM81zG?format=jpg
shareDo you have to be wearing a full body gimp suit in order to touch the Tom Cruise action figure or does that just make for a more authentic experience?
sharehttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Top-Gun-Maverick-Pete-Mitchell-Tom-Cruise-Readful-Things-Action-Figure-/165669622501?hash=item2692add2e5%l2557
Sold for $355 (probably a birthday/xmas present for Cruise)