Like the movie or not ; best line ever?
the reason a girls @@@@ is wet is because somewhere out there a mans #### is thirsty.
shareAbby's entire monologue about the home of the homeless people was great.
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MovieChat Forums > Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) Discussion > Like the movie or not ; best line ever?
My two favorite have already been posted. "I'm going to wash this blood off with your blood." & "It's a beautiful day for a skate-rape!"
Two that I loved that I haven't seen posted yet are, "They are going to make comics out of my hate-crimes!" & "You look so hot, I just want to cut off my d!kk and rub it against your t!tt!es!"
Oh crap! I forgot about the best one. It's not a spoken line. It's the headline of one of the news papers. It said, "Hobo stops begging, demands change!"
shareHonestly, this movie is so great. Never took itself seriously and all the performances were spot on. Easily one of the most quotable movies in a long time.
But like others, I loved the skate rape line and the convo before it.
Slick: You're going to ruin your skates.
Ivan: I ruin everything. *evil laugh*
Another top line is Ivan "Go the *beep* home, everybody! And don't forget to wash your dicks!"
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Getting electrocuted by the toaster, ending all smokey and burned
"HE MADE ME CUM"
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Any last words ?
Shut the *beep* up
-Mutant Chronicles-
But first i've gotta wash this guy's ass off my face.
shareMy favorite is
Hobo: [to a group of newborn babies] I used to be like you... a long time ago. All brand new and perfect. No mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special... like a doctor or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets, or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads. And don't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know it's wrong in the first place. Maybe... you'll end up like me... A hobo with a shotgun! I hope you can do better.
Another one is
Abby: these isn't the only place Grass grows!
Hobo: are you serious?
'WELCOME TO *beep* was one that made me laugh.
'You'd better cut one to Mother Teresa while she's fingerbanging you in Hell!' is another one.
So many amusingly crass lines in it to choose from!
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My father's got something he wants you all to see, and I swear, anybody looks away for even a second, I'll make them wish they we're *beep* aborted.
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