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Like the movie or not ; best line ever?


the reason a girls @@@@ is wet is because somewhere out there a mans #### is thirsty.

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"You can't solve all the world's problems with a shotgun."

"It's all I know."

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How about after the brother got shocked by the toaster he yelled out "He made me cummmmm!!!!"

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Tell it to Mother Teresa while she's fingerbanging you in Hell!

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Yeah, it had some great one liners. It didn't take itself to seriously at all, but some of the acting was either bad or very cheesy. Rutger did fine, but I thought Brian Downey over acted a bit. Gregory Smith is a better actor then what he showed in this movie. The violence was over the top of course. Some nice special effects. Overall I gave it a 6/10. Thought it could have been a bit better. Story could have been smother as well. Rutger Hauer's best movies are still Blade Runner, Blind Fury, Night Hawks and The Hitcher.

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"But just because they don't got beds doesn't mean they're homeless. 'Cause guess what? They've got the biggest home of any of us. It's called the streets! And right now, we're all standing in their home, so maybe we should show them some goddamn respect."

The whole speech was just so over-the-top and silly I couldn't stop laughing, especially when she shouted out "THE STREETS!"

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When life gives you razor blades, you make a baseball bat covered in razor blades.

You grow it, I cut it.
No! You grow it, WE cut it.

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I'm going to wash this blood off my face with your blood!!

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Second favorite line has to be "It's great day for a skate-rape!"


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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When that dude tells the prostitute... "I just love the smell of your a$$H___"

lol, that was a surprise, I was sure he was going to say smell of your pu__y.

That was kinda......sick? funny? awkward? lol, I cant even find the right word....just a F'd up, weird film.

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Forgive me, but can anyone quote the line Hobo delivers right before he kills peedo Santa? I remember wetting myself with laughter but I can't remember the line exactly. It was something as simple as 'jerk off over this you child-molesting POS!!!' but delivered with extreme speed and hilarity!

'then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest, wiiiiiiiiiiiiith.........a HERRING!'

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'Jerk on this, you child molesting sh!t licker.'

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Superb. Best line ever.

'then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest, wiiiiiiiiiiiiith.........a HERRING!'

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i can't believe you all forgot..."LIVE! LIVE YOU *beep* WHORE!" kills me everytime

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That was a spectacular line

All glory to the Hypnotoad

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