I know most of you are like myself and have watched many of the episodes several times. Are there any lines that make you laugh every time you hear them even though you know it's coming? {Phrasing}
In Diversity Hire after Archer comments that Conway Stern is good at witty rejoinders and Lana says "Well crawl on over there and blow him" I literally every time.
What y'all got?
I hate surprises. Unless, of course, it's surprise fellatio.
share"Phrasing!"
"He/She said, [adverbially]"
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Shut your mouth when you talk to me!
Just the tip?!
There are so many killer one liners that I can't pick just one. I love everything on the show. But "Just the tip" has become a phrase that is used in many different situations (but started as Archer wanting to have anal sex).
Mallory: "Pam!"
Pam: "I'm not eavesdropping!"
Mallory: "Pam, if you're going to scuff the luggage you might as well throw them down the..."
Pam *chucks luggage down the stairs* "What, you weren't going to say stairs?"
I love Pam.
Or my isn't name...
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" I have to go. And if I find one single dog hair when I get back I'll rub sand in your dead little eyes."
"Very good, sir."
"I also need you to go buy sand."
"Yes, sir."
"I don't know if they grade it, but.........course."
And:
"That's my fish! His name's Jermai-hai-Haine!"