While watching this movie I thought this movie screamed for a post like this.
1. Don't take the dog beagle for granted when you find it outside your house, it can be a huge monster.
2. Be aware of the guy that can do a flip in a jet ski, he may have strange lights coming out of his body later on in the night.
3. Grandfather clocks are convenient for hiding alien relics.
4. To own a foreclosed house, all you gotta do is hide the sign.
5. You can break up with someone before you're actually dating.
6. Bluffing about incriminating photos doesn't work.
7. Always have turkeys on hand.
8. Aliens find alien comics amusing.
9. There's always time to develope your photos...even when you're being hunted.
10.Be thankful you weren't number two...can you imagine the giggles you'd get?
11.Playing X-Box will help your skills in defending your alien bff when the time comes.
12. Aliens have access to CIA level ID detection software.
13. There are some parents with a hot daughter who could care less what you do with her.
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I don't get #10...What does Number 2 have to do with anything?
Drop it like it's legal precedent!
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henry likely bought the house. he isnt a stupid man they probabily have a but load of cash on hand and he probabily simply forked some over
as for the cia level id detection software
im sorry but the cia doesnt have that type of software.
its likely technology from lorien
I totally agree with the photo thing. He's being chased by the cops and she's like "NO! Come with me!!" And for a moment, you think it's going to be a really great hiding place and then suddenly.....They're developing photos at the school?
share14. Forget your dog, it will come back to you know matter what.
15. You can erase any photo taken of you on the Internet no matter where it is posted.
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16. The way to blend in with human teenagers is to wear your hood and brood.
17. The lost and found never has anything good...
18. Teenagers have supplies of nightvision goggles so they can stalk their hipster ex-girlfriends in haunted houses.
19. Number 4 is an expert hair-dresser, his hair comes out with perfect highlights and lowlights after one dye job.
number 15 lol
share27: Even alien telekinesis is subject to the horror movie rules of engine ignition timing.
share28: When you have telekinesis, don't get too excited around streetlamps.
29: Flicking the lights on and off always tells your daughter it's time to go inside.
30: The best place for alien information is a conspiracy theory magazine.
31: The quiet, seemingly shy, hot guy in your class may actually be an alien in hiding.
32: When you don't get your way, don't cry - use your superpowers :)
33: To make the school bully a nicer guy, have aliens kidnap him.
34: Good aliens are beautiful aliens with style, bad aliens are ugly aliens
35: number 6 needs charging often
36: aliens are blonds.
37 NEVER underestimate what your dog can change into
38 the only thing alien beasts willl eat are raw chickens
39 dont bring a gun because you might be threatened
40 Don't fall in love in the beginning of the movie, because there is always a hotter chick to come.
41 If aliens want to give you toys don't take them.
42 If your on the highway and the back of the truck is moving up and down run for your life !
43 If you got a nerd in your classroom,He acts like a nerd because his father is kidnapped by aliens. So leave him the F34ck alone !
44 Don't make fun of new dudes from Sante Fe the could be aliens ..
45 Go visit Vegas and bet all your money on number 4 and 6 .
46 If you're grown up nerdy UFO chasers and you finally discover that aliens are real and all that you believed about them taking over the world is true... you'll side with the evil aliens and not the good ones.
47 Alien warrior protectors who are paranoid enough to put up 1000 security cameras around the house can get captured by grown up nerdy UFO chasers.
48 Super-powerful alien weapons are useless in the hands of Mog henchmen, because they went to the same shooting school as regular evil henchmen, rather than training by playing X-box.
49 Number Four knows how to use the force.
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46. Some advanced alien species have only come as far as a glowing knife as a weapon
share50. Fluorescent green lizards can turn into dogs, then later into a dinosaur-sized bigger dog.
51. Huge winged alien beasts always travel in pairs.
52. American high schools have stereotypical jocks, hit girls, nerds and an anonymous crowd of bystanders who laugh when the jocks punch the nerds.
53. When you're a very bad alien about to kill N°4, take all your time to tell him what he knows already about his planet's history so that N°6 has the time to defeat you and make you explode.
54. Aliens from outer space incredibly look like earthlings.
55. Florida is sunny, Ohio is rainy.
56. A team of freaky aliens with ugly teeth and dressed in black, driving a huge truck carrying two twin monsters can travel the world and the Seven Seas without being noticed.
57. N°5 will probably appear in the sequel.
58. Bad aliens have tattoos on their heads.
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59. Actors can act like they have deep feelings even if they have no clue what those are.
60. Bad aliens would rather treat their pet monster to turkey instead of just feeding it a random person that they dont know where they have been.
61. Aliens eyes only see green.
62. Everyone from highschool is sneaking around the woods at night.
63. Actors and Actress's can star in movies even if they are boring and talk like ignorant cyborgs.
64. Its ok to destroy public property to test out your powers.
65. Nerds are the only people that can figure out when someone has a power.
66. Even nerds are handsome.
67. Its easy to convince some people about alien life if they see light on your hands and you kick a couple of peoples asses.
68. Cops believe you even if you are a horrible liar.
69. Cops dont trust people with security cameras.
70. Camera phones can record you skwerming around in the ocean from over 150 feet away in crystal clarity.
71. Aliens have gills next to their noses, to breath, more...
72. Highschool kids in small towns all own night vision goggles.
73. Alien obsessed nerds enjoy shotguns.
74. Good aliens use their hands as flashlights.
75. Alien killing knives glow.
76. Good aliens bring knives to a gun fight.
77. Throwing your body in front of a sword is the best way to defend against it.
78. Nerds arent surprized when dead bodies turn into dust and disapear.
79. Trains dont honk at people nealing by the tracks.
80. Conspiracy guys are happy to work with bad aliens.
81. Black trenchscoats and tattoos means you are bad.
82. Gadgets want to play with you.
83. Bad aliens dont have eyebrows.
84. Highschool photographers sneak into school to develop rolls of film.
85. This movie is too serious to need comic relief.
86. Good aliens are better shots than bad ones.
87. Bad aliens have big noses and are butt ugly.
88. Good aliens are sexy, pretty, and skilled fighters.
89. Bad aliens have monsters that have to be transported by truck.
90. Good aliens have monsters that look like cute animals until they decide to fight.
91. Bad monsters respond negatively to the words "come on"
92. Even if a movie has great special effects it can still star bad actors.
93. The best place for a final battle is the football field.
94. Bad guys take their time when dealing a cheap shot, and still fail.
95. Having all your men and monsters die is considered "too easy"
96. The main bad guys dont have to fight while their minions are fighting. They would rather watch as their men are destroyed.
97. Playing xbox makes you good at shooting guns.
98. Girl aliens are frustrated because guys dont know how to make broken rocks work.
99. "Ill shoot you myself." never sounds original.
100. Boring actors can star in movies, as long as they look like models.
101. Heroes drive other peoples vehicles.
102. Monster dogs dont need to go to the vet.
man this is way too easy lol
103. Cast choosers just didn't realize that 25-year-old hot blondes don't pass for teenagers.
104. When you fall in love you have to leave all your life behind and stop running from big guys who wants to kill you.
105. Fantastic movies these days are about hot guys who fall in love with girls and that's forever.
106. Once you have mastered the ability to turn locks without keys, don't use them to turn the ignition if you've lost your keys, instead try to use telekinesis on the engine.
share107. There's a difference between being abducted by an alien and...running away from home with said alien, while carrying his dog :?
share110. one of the aliens your dad searched all over the world for will be in your class...by accident. talk about coincidence
111. being thrown into a concrete pole doesn't affect cops in the long term.
112. nerds like to hide in woods and spy on people.
113. using a photo recognition program on a standard laptop takes only a few minutes to scan the whole internet.
114. the sequel is more important than the first movie.
115. only #4 gets a special pet and it's a secret where he's from.
116. the one being protected can beat up the person protecting him.
117. parents are very open to a person they have never seen before and don't mind theit daughter bringing him home without asking.
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118. When on a rescue mission keep track of what you do with the keys to the escape vehicle.
119. Talk trash to the person that just saved your life just incase the audience has forgotten what a douche-bag you are.
Who says violence is not the answer?