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Depp and Jolie look horrible in this movie!!


DEPP.....I had not seen him recently but something has happened to him bad plastic surgeon maybe?
On the first scene on the train he looked like Billy Cristal.If you dont believe me watch it again
I like him and he is a very good actor but he did look a bit weird..didnt he??

JOLIE -Too thin & makeup was too heavy ; particularly her eyes ...She looked like a panda bear ..
Same facial expression throughout the movie (botox maybe?)...horrible acting ..
Disapointing after an excellent perfomance in the changelling..

Hope they choose a better movie next time

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Those were my first thoughts. I haven't finished the film yet so I only have a shallow impression, but damn, Angelina looks haggard! Excessive thinness really ages her. Depp just looks like an unwashed hobo.

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ya i agree completely.

they look terrible. johnny depp looks really bad and i cant quite put my finger on why...

as for julie...well she looked really bad for a couple of years now...same though, so pretty and yet so grotesque!

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When women have all that surgery, they begin looking like a caricature as they get older.

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Jolie looked about 40, and she is far too skinny, practically anorexic.
Not a classic beauty at all.

'I Only Watch Glee For Jesse.....'

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Did you watch the movie orr just see screens? Not being a dick it's just that he was trying to look like Rufus to for the plot, that's why he gained weight and his face is chubby. I doubt anyone here looks any where near as good as these two and if you do, so what. Man the world has really become superficial and obsessed with esthetics. And about Johnny looking like he's an aging hippy, did you ever consider he just dresses how he wants? I don't think he cares what people think. He doesn't even watch his own films. How conceded right?

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Angelina is hot in this as usual. Only a gay man or a jealous woman would think otherwise.

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Angelina is hot in this as usual. Only a gay man or a jealous woman would think otherwise.


You don't speak for everyone. What the hell was that broad, sweeping remark? I am neither a gay man, nor a jealous woman. I am a gay woman, though - and she's boney, (check out her jutting elbows some time) vein-y, and masculine with boney shoulders and chapped lips as well. Ergo: not attractive to some of us. I think she would be if she gained 20 lbs. But she still wouldn't rock me like Scarlett Johansson does. All natural, all curves. But no one should be so thin that you can see their veins. Take a peek! They're there - just like a guy who has been at the gym, only with zero muscle - none. I am not superstitious, but I predict an early death for Jolie if she doesn't change her diet. She's abhorrent by now. It's a good thing her acting is quite good..


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Jolie reminded me of Lisa Marie in "Mars Attacks". Same numb facial expressions, weird slow unnatural motions when walking...

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We must have seen two different films. Angelina Jolie looked stunning throughout and Johnny Depp looked appropriate for the character he was playing


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