Mine had to be when Rex looks at Ian in the donut costume and says "*beep* off, donut", that makes me crack up every time
I will skin you. I will debone you. I will feed your entrails to our neighbor's Shih Tzu!
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lmao!!!
Everything Ezekiel and Andy and Randy say cracks me up. But another favorite is when the carny says:
"No coaching there, Lombardi. Read the sign. No coa-ching."
(the sign says "No Refunds")
Ease back man. That donut ain't fu@#ing around.
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Basically ANYTHING Rex says...
(here are a few)
"F_ck off donut!"
"You look like a Mexican butthole!"
"F_ckstick, I wouldn't let you drive the Judge if it was parked on my shnuts!"
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"Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads."
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"Ahhh! It's Like Razor Blades"
"They don't make little wheelchairs for him... he's done man!"
"Sweetheart, men are talking."
Lance was classic.
You gotta be kiddin' me. Get the f%@k outta here... Pookey!
"Rex-You look like a Mexican butthole."
"Rex-You two rump rangers couldn't wait 5 mintues."
"Lance-Okay twtblockin professor."
"Carny-Win something for your girlfriend. Ian-She's not my girlfriend. Carny-Win something for your other girlfriend."
"Men are talking."
I love movies.
One of my favorite scenes happens in the unrated version after Rex lifts the garage door and discovers The Judge is gone:
He gags and looks like he's going to throw up
He starts hitting the door and heaving himself against it, and muttering at it,
karate kicking it and misses it -
He walks around in a circle in front of the door and wails:
"They took my f...ing baby!"
And at some point, he's standing on his hands, his feet still kicking the door.
After he's destroyed the door, a man with a dog (I think it's the director with his own dog) comes along and says,
"Hey Knievel, let's say you get your fricking bike off the road!"
And Rex chases him down the street.
The whole scene does not appear in the theatrical version, which is a shame.
It's one of the best sequences in the film.
In the writer/director's commentary, he says that he just writes a general direction about Rex beating up the garage door, and that on the written page, it really doesn't look that funny. James Marsden made it real and hilarious.
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I haven't seen this yet. But, tell ya the truth, none of these lines sound funny to me. Maybe it's in the delivery?
Will definitely check it out.
I cannot.
Yet I must.
How do you calculate that?
I just LOVE a good ‘best lines’ thread – even more LOLs, and longer-lasting happy movie memories too. Thanks for starting this one up, blondedorkette72.
When the cop tries to mace Ian in the donut costume and winds up getting himself, then screams, "The Mexican won't go down!"Beat me to it, poeboy7!
~ poeboy7
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