This isn't meant to be a rhetorical question. I'm just wondering. If all the people who die on this show are unbearable and awful, the moral of 1000 Ways to Die must be that only jerks die in freak accidents.
"You can dish it out, but you got so you can't take it no more." - Caesar Enrico Bandello
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The woman who did the home waxing and died was sad. She didn't have insurance and couldn't go to the doctor.
The guy that fell on the shards of the toilet seat. He was just hitting on the dancer at his bachelor party. He didn't try to rape her, just picked her up and kissed her. She told him no pushed him and he fell/flushed and died.
..I'll get my cape...
What about the old man who died of natural causes (Number 1000)?
Money isn't the root of all evil. Love of money is.
What about the one, where the TV show that shows viewers the many manners in which people die getting cancelled. There's an unfortunate way to die.
Way to Die #108
Cancelled!
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A lot of the deaths that appear on the show are deaths of innocent people. The Mel Gibson expy that had his guts sucked out from a hot tub actually happened to a little girl.
They make the people jerks so people don't feel so bad about the deaths that they're showing.
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Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will.
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