"Script is Laughable"
I think the Academy of Motion Pictures would disagree with you as this was nominated for best adaptive script.
"Every Cliche Imaginable"
I would disagree as countless have reviewed the film and found it unique and full of unexpected twists and turns.
"Nothing redeeming or realistic. Everything is way over the top and implausible."
As this was based on a true story and Belford himself said it was actually on the tamer side of what actually happened I'd say you're wrong.
"The dialog is for adolescents who think you actually talk like this in the real world"
Many people and cultures speak like this, especially those who work in fast high stress positions such as wall street or police.
"There was nothing complex or engaging on any of these characters."
These are quite possibly the most engaging and complex characters brought to screen. Among many other example you take Belford himself who started out as a married man trying to work a honest job and earn a living. He's then thrust into a world of fast money, high stress, mass drug use, party lifestyle and he gradually changes to fit this new environment. By the end he's not even close to the same person. That alone is more interesting and engaging than most movie or tv garbage.
"Stupid fat guy who sucks in everything his ever in"
Are you addressing award winning and critically acclaimed Jonah Hill? Who make more in a week than most do in a year due to his consistent work as a successful actor, director, writer, and producer?
"But it’s one huge ever lasting frat party where even the frat captains would be like, well that never happens here. But looks cool!"
What's your point? Some People's lives playout more like a frat party than anything else.
My point is the same as my first post. You can't just spout your opinions into reality without any substantial backing or evidence to support them.
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