things I've learned from Funny Games - Funny Games (2008) Discussion

[–] meggyy 14 years ago

Know your prayers.. very well.

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[–] ZioScrooge 14 years ago

Always remind your husband to carry his phone with him and not to leave inside car (together with battery charger).

If your phone was temporary out of service cause of falling into water, and after some hours it works again by itself, it will turn on and get good signal, but you cant call 911. Using hairdrier for more time on it can help you in calling 911 and talk 3 seconds with a cop.

The Police wont suspect anything if someone calls 911 and the call ends suddenly.

Lucky dogs bark at boys with white gloves.

If you are running in street asking for help, stop the FIRST car passing and never the second.

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[–] slasherfan 14 years ago

Your phone and charger and locked in a car, here's an idea, break the window.

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[–] run_dbone_run 14 years ago

Cat in a bag is probably the funnest game ever.

Day Man! AAAHAAA!
Fighter of the Night Man! AAAAHAAA!!

Champion of the Sun!

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[–] Tiia84 14 years ago

Never let a stranger borrow your golf club

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[–] hobartman 13 years ago

When two serial killers blow your kid away then leave for a joy ride, dont bother setting a trap to smoke there ass'es when they come back, instead spend the idle time blow drying your cell phone.

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[–] hobbitumkarma 13 years ago

- Trust your dog's instincts, trust your wife's instincts, and man up before it's too late.
- Taking a hit to the knee makes you as useless as a sack of potatoes.
- When you've made up your mind about avoiding cars as a precaution in case the murderers return, DO NOT START HOPING FOR A MIRACLE.
- Arming yourself with knives is an idea that flies over your head when you need to blowdry a cellphone.
- When confronting sociopaths, either remain polite at all costs or become extremely violent. Ex: Invite them for tea, or kick them in the balls.

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[–] rcketfyre 13 years ago

If you are making a sandwich and suddenly hear a gunshot and screams from the other room, by all means, finish making your sandwich. I mean, a man's gotta eat right? PRIORITIES.

Richard Chesler: "Is that your blood?"
Narrator: "Some of it, yeah."
(Fight Club)

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[–] slick705 12 years ago

Psychopaths prefer NASCAR to other forms of daytime television.

Richie: "Dad...you were never dying."
Royal: "But I'm gonna live!"

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[–] Hancockenstein 12 years ago

i'm a degenerate anti-social psychopath myself for not turning it off after the kid dies. the only possible reason I could have kept watching it is if I get off on murder and torture and aspire to be just like Peter and Paul some day.

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[–] nat-flynn8 12 years ago

HAHAHHAH

"Now lets see what happens when you drive with the other guys brake-pads"

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