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Whats your favorite 30 rock line?

posted 10 years ago by Trigonometric
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Theres too many for me to pick an absolute favorite, but the ones that are popping out in my head at the moment are;

Tracy: "Hello, good Sweatshirt. How are you sweatshirting this sweatshirt?"

Liz: "What is she, an Egyptian crocodile? cos she is in da Nile!"

Tracy: "I love you LL Dad Liz Dad!"

Jenna: "You know what they say, 'If you can't stand the heat, get off of Mickey Rourke's sex grill'"

Jack: "Yes..... Hornburger.."

Tracy: "N-O-E. No! ... E!"

Tracy: "F-U-LL! .. Spells full! cos you're full of B-S Liz Lemon!"

Hazel: "It started that way..... but then I fell in love with you"

Tracy: 'I am a stabbing robot'

special mention for when Jenna glides like a witch across the floor up to Kenneth with her hair blowing slightly. Reminded me of when Homer emerges from the bushes to speak to Flanders.

What about the forests?...... NOPE!

[–] CheruthCutestory 9 years ago

So many.

Liz "If you don't get me another sandwich I'm going to cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin... YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS!"

The old tv star: "I didn't run into another single living soul. Except one gigantic lesbian. Who is Conan O'brien and why is she so sad?"

Liz: "Hey, guys, guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!"

Liz: "Look at him sitting there all depressed and sad. He's like me yesterday. I hate him."

Dennis "It's a fancy briefcase because you're classy and important like a dude."

Jenna: "Yeah, we're all models west of the Allegheny."

Jack "If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots the whole world would live in Hawaii, Italy and Cleveland."

Tracy: "I need you to go to my house and pretend you're doing a survey for the Ranford Group. Then ask my wife if she's sleeping with DL Hughley."

Colleen: "Tell him his mother's here and she loves him. But not in a queer way!"

Angie: "Ham!"

I don't want to profile but most ghosts are white.

[–] LeofricsBeloved 9 years ago

So many great lines... but this one is so weird and clever:

"Hi, Beverly!"

"It's just Bev, my mother died while naming me."

[–] jootsyfruit 9 years ago

Liz Lemon: "Creativity to me is like a bird .. a friendly bird that embraces all .. ideas and shoots... out of its eyes, all kinds of beauty!"

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[–] CheruthCutestory 9 years ago

You dumb moon. Don't you know it's day?!?!

Didn't run into a soul. Except a gigantic lesbian.Who is Conan O'Brien and why is she so sad?

[–] sonnyjames21 9 years ago

Jack- Quiet, chalk-hands. A real man is talking.

[–] DinnaeHaver 9 years ago

everyone knows that rich 50 is the same as middle class 35 - Jack
Do I know him? Well I know him like the back of my stepdad's hand - Kenneth
I like to walk around my house naked so my sons know who has the biggest ding dong - Tracy
I developed mercury poisoning from taking my rectal temperature too often - Jenna

[–] mmsock1971 9 years ago

Liz: "One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare, but then she drowned!"

"I'm doing good in the game, so I'm doing good in life!" - Charlie Kelly

[–] mewosymcdermott 9 years ago

Pete: "This is America, none of us are supposed to be here."

[–] therisingpolestar 9 years ago

Jack to Kenneth- yes, because only two of us work for the company!

[–] Sandy0095 9 years ago

K- Sir you have to let go. At least that's what my nana is telling me from that tunnel of light behind you..
J- Kenneth, I've told you this before. Your nana is an idiot.

K- My wife and I have disparate levels of attractiveness, because I am a successful inventor.
N- Well, I've got to be honest. I was wondering.

S- You're a joke. David is taking us all out to Outback Steakhouse and we're getting appetizers, cause David can afford them.
R- Well of course he can, Mr. Bigshot Pet Photographer!

J- I never heard back about my audition for Everybody Loves Raymond. I'd wondered if you'd made a decision.
P- Yeah, fifteen years ago. We went with Doris Roberts. But thank you for tying your head shot around a brick and throwing it through my window.

J- Howdy, Jack! It's me, Janis Joplin and I want to audition for my sheinhardt-universal biopic so bad that I came here dressed as me. Actually, I am me so, well, I dressed normal. But my friend, Jenna Maroney, she should be my understudy. I mean, she should audition for me. But I'm me now actually.
J- Ongoing train wreck aside, I love this idea.

-How many times do you have to make the same mistake?
-Till I get it right.

[–] vincent-27 9 years ago

"Your mother exploded."

"Shirt on or off Sean? On!"

"Our basketball net was a rib cage. A RIB CAGE!!"

"Son of a ding bat!"

"Remember that kid in school that bullied you? Well I ate that goat."

"Go jump back up your mother, Liddy."

And on and on....

--
Surrender Dorothy!

[–] vincent-27 9 years ago

"Thank you Kermit for explaining the afterlife to us."

"My father didn't kill dozens of germans to have his daughter taken away in a van."
"But he wasn't even in the war!"

--
Surrender Dorothy!