Boy is this gonna be a pile of crap. Anybody got some better tag lines than these?
Road House 2: No, seriously
Road House 2: 100% swayze free
Road House 2: this time you'll tear out your own throat
Road House 2: CGI makes the bar fights even less realistic
Road House 2: Available on DVD within 6 weeks or your money back
Road House 2: Boat House
I never post here but I have to give you props. "Road House 2: Boat House" is for some reason one of the funniest things I've ever heard. At least as far as movie-related humor goes. Kudos!
shareRoad House 2...Teeth left
Road House 2: Let's hug it out bitches!!!
Road House 2: My hair still looks fabulous!
Road House 2: Did someone fart?
Road House 2: The Inserection
Road House 2: The Exorcism of Patrick Swayze
Road House 2: This time the pants are tighter
Road House 2: I'll drive you Mom home
Road House 2: Twice the mullets and monster trucks
Road House 2: with Scrappy-Doo
Road House 2: Can I bum a Smoke?
Road House 2: This time it's Geritol
Road House 2: Because Satan Demands It!
Road House 2: Feauting A Spooky Voice Over By WADE
Road House 2: Cause We Had Nothing Better To Do
Road House 2: Oh Like you didn't Know That This Got Greenlighted Shortly After Blues Brothers 2000?!?!
Road House 2: LET'S SEE YOU DO ANY BETTER JERK!
Road House 2: Maybe We should Have Remade This With An All Black Cast?
Road House 2: 2 Drink Minimum
Road House 2: WTF?!?!?!!?!?
Road House 2: Hey, I Ordered The Nachos, HE Ordered The Buffalo Wings
Road House 2: Suddenly, I Feel VERY Dirty
Road House 2: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
Road House 2: THE MUSICAL!!!
Road House 2: Still Waiting for Ghost 2
Road House 2: Robots In Disguise!
"Eric, Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman, DAMM glad to meet ya!"
"Eric, Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman, DAMM glad to meet ya!"
Road House 2: Welcome to the Suck
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Road House: That Dog Won't Hunt
Shop smart, shop S-Mart!
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Road House 2: Take the Train
my apologies if this was already mentioned.
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Road House 2: Emmett Gets Even
Road House 2: Double The Douche
Road House 2: James Dalton's Gettin' Old
Road House 2: I Ain't Got 20 Bucks
Road House 2: Barber College
Road House 2: I Thought You'd Be Bigger
Road House 2: It's Tails Again
Road House 2: Return of the Polar Bear
Road House 2: Your too stupid to have a good time
Road House 2: Next of Kin
I have to admit I never laughed this hard at reading posts until I came to this one. You guys are hilarious, I want more.
shareRoad House 2:Why?
Road House 2: WTF
Road House 2: Road Whore
Road House 2: LOLROTFWTFL33Tness.
Road House 2: Sweatie Men
Road House 2: Watch While Drunk
Road House 2: Everywhere I go I hear the same joke
Road House 2: Seal Your Fate
Road House 2: This is Our Town
Road House 2: Don't Eat The Big White Mints
Road House 2: Left Boot this Time
Road House 2: Time to NOT be Nice
Road House 2: THIS Time I'll show You My D ick
Road House 2: Uwe Boll Special Guest Fight Choreographer(sp?)
Road House 2: (Prequel) What Happened in Memphis?
Road House 2: The Bloodening
Road House 2: Hicks' D1cks n' Chicks
Road House 2: The Road to Perdition
Road House 2: Enter the Mullet
Road House 2: Bitchslaps Ahoy!
Road House 2: No, You're Not Dreaming
Road House 2: The Rise of the Mullets
Road House 2: War against the Mullets
Road House 2: Judgement Mullet
Road House 2: I Must be Dreaming
Road House 2: Please Kill Me
"Don't tell my mother I work in Marketing. She thinks I play piano in a whore house..."
Road House 2: This time..you will have to sweep up your own eyeballs.
Road House 2: When watching this movie...The pain does hurt!!
Road House 2: I aint got 20 dollars!!
Road House 2: Even Jeff Healy is glad he wont be seeing this one!
Road House 2: Because there was a Under Seige 2.
Road House 2: Like Red's ex wife...It will take the life right outta ya!
Road House 2: Animal House
Road House 2: Masters of the Universe
Road House 2: Slaughter in the Water
Road House 2: Dalton Vs Predator
Road House 2: Welcome to the Titty Twister
Road House 2: Bodhi You Crossed the Line
Road House 2: Dr Terror's House of Horrors
Road House 2: Cannibal Holocaust
"Don't tell my mother I work in Marketing. She thinks I play piano in a whore house..."
by - bradcsontag on Sun Apr 9 2006 15:29:47
Road House 2: Even Jeff Healy is glad he wont be seeing this one!
LMAO
Road House 2: Texas Blood Money
Like the guy who uses Electric Boogaloo after every sequel, I use From Dusk till Dawn's sequel, Texas Blood Money, which I feel just as adequately sums up sequels in HollyWood.
Road House 2: For a great Buick, call 0800-1-
Road House 2: Just to see how low we can sink
Road House 2: Nipple 2 Nipple's Revenge
Road House 2: I didnt know she could sing!
Road House 2: Phuck it, their brothers
Road House 2: F Dalton's way we'll take the highway
Road House 2: Aren't you the guy who f'd me in prison?
Roadhouse 2: The Blue Oyster Bar
Roadhouse 2: Droppin' a Duece
Roadhouse 2: Handicapped Stall
Roadhouse 2: Thank God Jim Morrison Is Dead
Roadhouse 2: Walmart Greeter Days
Roadhouse 2: Bangin' Heads at the Bagel Niche
Roadhouse 2: Eddie STILL Lives!!!
Roadhouse 2: Get The Funk Out (Ode to Terry Funk)
Roadhouse 2: Branson Badazz
Roadhouse 2: Dollywood Debacle
Roadhouse 2: Suckapalooza!
Roadhouse 2: (This Space For Rent)
Roadhouse 1.5: All Your Bars Are Belong To Us!
Roadhouse 2: Now with Katie Couric!!!
Roadhouse 2: The Chinese Bootleg Will Be Better
Roadhouse 2: A Bowling Ball, A Garden Hose, and This Movie...A Love Story
Roadhouse 2: Our Razzie Award Entry
Roadhouse 2: Clay Aiken Gets Butch (Butch being the dishwasher.)
Roadhouse 2: Revenge of the Rectocephalic Writers
ManicNole!