Boy is this gonna be a pile of crap. Anybody got some better tag lines than these?
Road House 2: No, seriously
Road House 2: 100% swayze free
Road House 2: this time you'll tear out your own throat
Road House 2: CGI makes the bar fights even less realistic
Road House 2: Available on DVD within 6 weeks or your money back
Road House 2: Boat House
A few more...
Road House 2: A Bear Fell On Me
Road House 2: Tinker's Cotillion
Road House 2: Be Nice, Unitl It's Time Not To Be Nice
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I think you are hiding your lust/love for him by looking like you hate him.
Remember when you hit a guy in Jr High to make him think you hated him?
I thought so.
HEY,LOOK IT'S THE KID WHO USED TO RIDE THE YELLOW VAN TO HIGH SCHOOL.
shareSomebody put sheer brilliance and roadhouse in the same sentence.
Road House 2: Da Search For More Money
Road House 2: What Do I Look Like, A Valet?
Road House 2: You Think You Can Save This Town From Brad Wesley? Well Whose Gonna Save 'Em From You?!
Road House 2: Dig A Hole
Road House 2: Yep, We Like Sequels Here At Sony
Road House 2: United Artists Didn't Quite Hit Rock Bottom From The Original So We Decided To Swoop In And Make A Sequel To A Film That Did Next To No Business At The Box Office Has A Cult Following With Adolescents Who Can't Even Pay To See This Film Because They Are Just That....Adolescents And We Can't Really Afford Patrick Swayze Or Kelly Lynch Or For That Case Kathleen Wilhoite And Thank God Ben Gazzara And Marshall Teague And John Doe And Sam Elliott Got Killed In The First One Because We'd Be Bankrupt If We Tried To Make A Film...Oh I'm Sorry Did I Say Film Because I Really Meant Flick With Those Guys In It Since We're Only Hoping To Make Enough Money Back To Cover The Cost Of Location And Really Have No Faith In This Flick Whatsoever...It'll Probably End Up On Skin-emax Or The Playboy Channel If We Can Get Jonathan/Mr.Schaech/Mr.Applegate To Do Some Full Frontal Nudity And Get Him To Spread Peanut Butter All Over His Body And Have A 15 Hooker Gang Bang And Well This Is A Sequel So Maybe We'll Have A Really Good Look A Like Do Patrick's Role So People Will Think He's Dalton But It Won't Be But People Will Think It's Him So And This One Time At Band Camp
Road House 2: United Artists Didn't Quite Hit Rock Bottom From The Original So We Decided To Swoop In And Make A Sequel To A Film That Did Next To No Business At The Box Office Has A Cult Following With Adolescents Who Can't Even Pay To See This Film Because They Are Just That....Adolescents And We Can't Really Afford Patrick Swayze Or Kelly Lynch Or For That Case Kathleen Wilhoite And Thank God Ben Gazzara And Marshall Teague And John Doe And Sam Elliott Got Killed In The First One Because We'd Be Bankrupt If We Tried To Make A Film...Oh I'm Sorry Did I Say Film Because I Really Meant Flick With Those Guys In It Since We're Only Hoping To Make Enough Money Back To Cover The Cost Of Location And Really Have No Faith In This Flick Whatsoever...It'll Probably End Up On Skin-emax Or The Playboy Channel If We Can Get Jonathan/Mr.Schaech/Mr.Applegate To Do Some Full Frontal Nudity And Get Him To Spread Peanut Butter All Over His Body And Have A 15 Hooker Gang Bang And Well This Is A Sequel So Maybe We'll Have A Really Good Look A Like Do Patrick's Role So People Will Think He's Dalton But It Won't Be But People Will Think It's Him So And This One Time At Band Camp
Roadhouse 2: Asshouse
shareRoad House 2: Rehab's Revenge a.k.a. 12 Steps and 1 Kick
Road House 2: OH DEAR GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
Road HOuse 2: Completely Non-Union
Road House 2: Dalton's Revenge On Osama
Road House 2: Green Lit For No Good Reason
Road House 2: This Time There's A Plot
Road House 2: Get Drunk Before Viewing Cause They Were Drunk While Making It
Road House 2: Special Features Include Suicide Note Writting Kit
Road House 2: At Least It Wasnt Made By Uwe Boll
Road House 2: This Time It's Pointless
Road House 2: This One Has 2 Monster Trucks
Road House 2: Now With Character Motivation
Road House 2: Insert Joke Here
Road House 2: Monkeys Wrote The Script
Road House 2: See The Action Packed Cast Before They're Blacklisted
Road House 2: Plato Packs A Wicked Punch
Road House 2: Myster Science Theater 3000 The Home Game(BE THE BOTS!)
Road House 2: Buy Me A Drink! I WROTE THIS PIECE OF S**T MOVIE! OH GOD I'M RUINED!
Road House 2: Special Features Include Suicide Note Writting KitLMFAO!!!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the bargain DVD bin at Walmart; ROAD HOUSE 2!!!!!!
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Road House 2:It's my way or the highway.
Road House 2:My saturday night thing.
or my favorite...
Road House 2: HURT'S, DON'T IT!!!!!!!