A Review
My Weekend Viewing:
In just a few years, the whole multi-verse thing has already been overdone by the superhero genre. After 3 multi-verse Spider-Man movies (one of which is still in theaters now), a "Doctor Strange" sequel, and the phenomenal "Everything Everywhere All at Once" (which kinda is a superhero movie if you think about it), DC's "The Flash" just doesn't feel needed at this point, nor does it feel at all groundbreaking. That's basically the story of the DC universe's life. Always a day late and a dollar short.
A clumsy, exhausting adventure that does nothing to expand this concept, or to improve the quickly waning DC brand, "The Flash" just doesn't live up to the trendy movies it is so shamelessly chasing. While "Spider-Man: No Way Home" brought back characters from previous franchises to create something with real weight and emotion, this movie simply holds stuff up to your face and screams, "Hey, look! This existed!" I really don't know what I'm supposed to come away from "The Flash" with, except that I saw a thing that reminded me of other, better things. And don't get me started on how this movie's marketing made a huge deal out of Michael Keaton returning as Batman just to do absolutely nothing with him in the actual movie.
Visually abrasive, this has to be one of the gaudiest and most unappealing major blockbusters to look at ever. I don't know what's exactly wrong with it, but the Flash running effect just looks... wrong. The "X-Men" movies pulled off a much better, less clunky version of this with Quicksilver, so I don't know why DC couldn't have just utilized the same technique that they did.
If I'm required to say something nice about it, I'll point out that Ezra Miller is really convincing as both a comedic and dramatic performer, and when the story at last focuses on Barry learning to put the past where it belongs, the movie hits its first and only genuine high note. Everything else is cold, insubstantial tripe drowning in a hot mess of tiresome plotting and overblown special effects.