1 Along Came Polly
2 Duplex
3 My Boss' Daughter
4 Marci X
5 Titan AE
In all seriousness, I don't want to criticize "Along Came Polly" *that* bad. It had some funny moments. And if I had a choice of watching a movie like this or Ben Stiller in a drama, I'd choose something like this. But, I wasn't satisfied with how I felt leaving the theater. I think it was the writing. Oh well.
This was an awfully long list to read, but I did get at least 3/4 of the way down and didn't see one mention of Malibu's Most Wanted. Now, I have to assume this is because it was so awful, that anyone that saw it immediately blocked it out of their conscious being ... if so, please tell me how you did it. I have never seen a worse (recent) movie, and I've seen a lot of movies in the last 10 years.
WORST MOVIE EVER:
MALIBU'S MOST WANTED
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1. The Forgotten
2. You Got Served
3. Stepford Wives (remake)
4. Chasing Papi
5. Old School
Old school? Wtf...
Once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
Definately the worst movie ever made was The Card Player, boring, bad acted, bad script. Oh my God, after 20 minutes I stopped watching it. Anyway, my list is
1. The Card Player
2. 40 days and 40 nights (come on, what was that all about. I think the makers thought "I'm gonna make the first comedy in history that's not even a second funny". Well, they succeeded)
3. White Chicks (Maybe a little better than 40 days, but come on, not one original joke, and don't get me started about the acting, I expected much better from the Wayans Brothers)
4. The Postman (Boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
5. Alexander (I've seen Braveheart, Gladiator, Troy. Those movies kept me curious and excited from beginning to end. Great acting perfomances by Crowe, Gibson, Pitt. I went to see Alexander and got out of the theatre after an hour. I just expected more from this movie, certainly after seeing Braveheart and the other movies I mentioned. Alexander just didn't keep my attention. And also, Colin Farrel is no Mel Gibson or Russel Crowe to play the unbeatable hero.)
But I did like Along came Polly, it had good, funny scenes with better jokes than oh let's say 40 days and 40 nights or white chicks.
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(so far since last year) regret losing 10 hours to:
1. madagascaarrrrrggh
2. starsky & outch
3. blunderworld
4. daredribble
5. aliens vs predator
couldnt think of any puns for that last one
the hulk
meet the fockers
freaky friday
shark tale
daredevil
The only thing worse than losing your mind is... finding it again.
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The absolute worst movie EVVVVVVVER is Battlefield Earth. I have never been so bored yet horrified in my life. How the *BEEEEEP* did that crap get made?
shareWow, this is a fun topic. Here goes for me(no particular order):
1)Boogeyman
2)Whats the Worst That Could Happen?
3)The Hulk
4)Planet of the Apes (the newer one)
5)Jeepers Creepers
6)Godsend
I'm sure there are more, but those really stick out
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God!!! Mine would have to be Freddy vs Jason.
That is the worst movie ever!!!
Can't agree with The Ring or Along Came Polly - they were both pretty good i thought.
The overall response to this question sends a chill down my spine. The general level of understanding of movies is so mind-bogglingly low that I simply don't know where to turn. A few of the lists actually included truly bad movies, but easily 90% of the movies mentioned are average at worst, and some of them are masterpeices.
It's no wonder that in IMDB's Top 250 movies ( http://www.imdb.com/chart/top ), "Fight Club" is rated higher than "Chinatown", "Taxi Driver", or "Bridge Over the River Kwai".
1. the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
2. drop dead fred
3. the hot chick
4. mr. and mrs. smith
5. legally blonde 1 and 2
In no particular order:
Speed 2 - loved the first one, this was dire!
Moulin Rouge - I really wanted to like this film, but just didn't get it at all.
The Mexican - Julia Roberts is one of my fave actresse but I didn't feel anything for either her or Brad Pitt in this one.
Signs - just bad from start to end!!!
Waterworld - major disaster!!
"The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain" - Jennifer Aniston
i see to much movies so i'll put a few of the worse: dangeouns and dragons, zu warriors,alone in the dark,house of dead,blade3,nightwatch,ong-bak,alien abduction,spiderman2,hellboy, one missed call...for now.
oh and i hate when you say hulk sucks!! you all are materialist people..i'm sorry for you
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To make it easier I'm only listing movies that I've seen in theaters because that makes them more painful to watch.
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Van Helsing
Alexander
Bad Santa
The Matrix Revolutions
Isn't seeing bad movies a good thing to warn others of their crappiness?