Mine is where STeve Zahn is showing the picture of his grandmothers house to Judith and he points to the blanket and says "And thats my dad- he's dropping me on my head." lol that was the greatest, i replay that line all the time!
shareMy favorite line is when steve and jack are leaving judith's and yell "kummideeyaahaaaa!" Doesn't get much better than that.
share"kummideeyaahaaaa!" and also when Wayne like bends over the lamp when leaving Judiths office
"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." Reservoir Dogs
why dont u look into both our eyes at the same time and say it??
hahaha - such a great movie <3
OMG, I was watching this on Comedy Central yesterday and I could NOT stop laughing at that part with the lamp! I was literally crying for several minutes. This movie is HYSTERICAL!
sharei always crack up during the whole scene where Jack Black tells Stve Zahn that hes gay.
"Hey, you wanna be gay with me?"
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My favorite line is when steve and jack are leaving judith's and yell "kummideeyaahaaaa!" Doesn't get much better than that.
ill second that. i say that *beep* all the time. pisses my mom off.
He might not look like much but women call him the human power tool.
It's true.
Do you have any idea me and my friend have used that line?
one of my favorite under-rated lines is when they first meet juidth becuase jack black's delivery is perfect...
JD: "Judy, glad to finally meet you"
Judith: "...Judith"
JD: "Ju-DITH. and a beer bong for the lady?"
also at the engagement party
JD: "Die replacement friends!"
Wayne: "EAT THIS FAKE-WANE!"
and wayne's line AND delivery from the engagement party i use all the time
Wayne: "i guess our invitations got lost in the mail"
That was one of the finest examples of spiritual guidance I've ever had the good fortune to witness
"I singed my ball sack with a bunson burner."
sharewayne - "why didn't you answer the door?"
j.d. - "because i'm eating."
w - "so..."
j - "so...i don't answer the door when i'm eating."
w - "i didn't know that."
j - "yeah, well there's a lot of things you didn't know. you didn't know i was
gay"
w - "is there anything else you wanna tell me?"
j - "i have 3 balls."
classic.
my fav is
jd:you dont wanna *beep* a girl who *beep* a mime
he'd probally be like
im a mime im a mime
hahahha
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That part about the mime gets me every time
he'd probably be like
im a mime, im a mime
Hilarious!
LOL was just watching that part while lookin at the thread title about to post this part, lol the way he says "im a miiime" ! LOL everytime it just kills me
"Its like I'm Han, you're chewy, she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that F|_|CKED UP BAR MAN!" -Jay
that is the best bit it think, were he says i have three balls lol. over here in aus the movies called evil woman wtf?
shareJudith: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
JD: Yes. No.
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
JD: Which man?
Judith: Any man.
JD: You mean like a tall man?
Judith: Sure, whatever.
JD: Cause I don't like tall people, they bother me.
Judith: Okay how about a short man?
JD: How short? Sometimes people can be too short, that's weird, like midgets.
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
JD: Does that include celebrities?
JD: I got three balls.
Wayne: Shut up!
JD: Dude!
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"Do you know what this is? It's a dinosaur egg..."
LOVE THIS movie lol
"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world."
-Angelina HOlie
That scene is classic. I also love the fact that during that whole conversation, he is reading the booklet for the PS1 game NHL faceoff 97. Totally random and out of place.
shareOne little jailbreak and they never let you forget it.
and...
You ate her?
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with ANY men?
JD: does that include celebrities?
Wayne: Our enemy is wicked, so...
J.D.: Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.
Wayne: Damien.
J.D.: Dude, she's Vader.
Wayne: No! She's the Emperor.
J.D.: Yeah, but with really great tits.
Wayne: Ok, now Sandy, that girl, she's a real nice girl.
J.D.: Ah, yeah.
Wayne: She's a sweetheart.
J.D.: Dude, a saint.
Wayne: A goddess.
J.D.: A princess.
Wayne: No what? She's kinda like Mother Teresa.
J.D.: Yeah, but with way better tits.
-Kids can be so cruel.
-We can? Thanks, mom!
hey you took all the nachos
no if all the nachos are stuck together it is counted as one nacho
You know what my favorite line of the movie is, It's the lugnut....fixed it.
shareJ.D. (to Wayne) - "Hey, you wanna be gay with me?"
Wayne - "No!"
I especially love the angry hop-step-kick Wayne does as he's walking away from J.D. LOL!!
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Right you are, Ken.
Jd/ Wayne leave letter as "Judith" breaking up with Darren, who was forced to get butt implants
"I never want to see you, or your fake butt ever again"
Yea, I love that line, I think I use it at least 3x a day.
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