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Source of a million one-liners

posted 17 years ago by junglefighter25
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Oh man, legal action....

What are they gonna take, my Night of the Living Dead book?

Oh kick fu##ing ass! A MasterCard! You know, life is pretty cool sometimes.

I have really good audial senses.

It's 3 in the morning and I'm drinking peppermint schnapps and I'm trying to call the Hotel Tangiers in Casablanca, man that's no way to live your life.

Whoa! Look at your toenails, Bill! It looks like a science photo!

With Mark alvays wiss de movies.

Sorry for erasing that.

This movie is brilliant. Definetely one of the 'Lost on a desert island' top-ten movies to have.

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[–] pulsebeat_fan 15 years ago

Na Man, Coven sounds like Oven!

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[–] ritecros 15 years ago

"To be perfectly honest it was a really profound moment. I was thinking i'm 30 years old, and in about ten seconds, i'm going to be cleaning up somebody's sh** man."

[–] xfx54 15 years ago

i think you guys are forgetting two of the best quotes:

" To be totally honest with you, man, it was a really, really profound moment.
I was thinking, "I'm 30 years old, and in about ten seconds...
I got to start cleaning up somebody's *beep* man. "

" Actually, my house ain't gonna look like this. It'll look flatter...and less obnoxious that this. "

Mark> What's your American dream?
Bill> I don't have any dreams anymore.
Mark> You don't?
Bill> No.
Mark> You can't stop now. What are you gonna do? Sit around outside of a trailer? We'll film you sitting outside of a trailer... but we ain't gonna live sitting outside of a trailer.
Bill> Where else am I gonna sit?
Mark> You're gonna sit by a large green grass.

^^ Spoken like a true businessman.

[–] skate_ur_Face_off 14 years ago

"this is mans inhumanity to man."

[–] suz-mal 14 years ago

do you have a pen? ...
can you get a pen? ...

[–] rwsmith29456 14 years ago

this is a three liner:

Everything is alright. Life is worth living. Jesus told me so.

[–] kswiss89 14 years ago

You dont need any more, you've had enough to drink

You know what man!? Weak

[–] Carlo_Marx 14 years ago

"It's Surge. it's a new soda from Coca Cola."

[–] Villings 14 years ago

- Dude, where are you walking?
- I'm walking in there... to hang them around strategically.

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