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Source of a million one-liners

posted 17 years ago by junglefighter25
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Oh man, legal action....

What are they gonna take, my Night of the Living Dead book?

Oh kick fu##ing ass! A MasterCard! You know, life is pretty cool sometimes.

I have really good audial senses.

It's 3 in the morning and I'm drinking peppermint schnapps and I'm trying to call the Hotel Tangiers in Casablanca, man that's no way to live your life.

Whoa! Look at your toenails, Bill! It looks like a science photo!

With Mark alvays wiss de movies.

Sorry for erasing that.

This movie is brilliant. Definetely one of the 'Lost on a desert island' top-ten movies to have.

[–] smegul-1 17 years ago

We got mad men putting up scare crows up front. God knows why, they have no pragmatic purpose to this show, but I like to keep the troops motivated. Uh, idle hands are known to be the devil's workshop.

[–] itchyorchestra 17 years ago

My dads up nort'. My mom and my brother are having a very sterile dinner somewhere, talking very sterily about some very sterile subject.

[–] kld11 17 years ago

DOES EVERYONE HAVE BROWN GLOVES?

[–] tuxedomaskdawg 17 years ago

"I'm checkin my pockets for the acid, ya know, cuz I was gonna drop my other 3 hits in the hospital."

"Can you put that soda on top of the tarp so it doesnt freeze, I'd like to drink it please."

M-She's gonna be in your movie Bill
B-Oh my garsh

[–] tclodes 16 years ago

No! Dude, dude...

[–] gypsy77 16 years ago

voTka

[–] Bitterblogger 15 years ago

Dawn of the Dead seemed more realistic than the other Hollywood films--they had gray skies and dead trees and the National Guard out there. . .

[–] smash7922 16 years ago

"That's an unnatural cross Mark"

"What, you think when Jesus was hanging up there he thought it was natural?"

[–] UN_Jefferson 16 years ago

"Mike, Mike, the flyers... You're forgetting the flyers."

[–] GiveYourselfAHand 16 years ago

Mark: Make sure everyone has brown gloves.
Mike: Does everyone have brown gloves!?

[–] dirt4621 16 years ago

$2 + a potato is $2

[–] tightjeansdude 16 years ago

"It's alright it's okay, there's something to live for, Jesus told me so"

[–] JaneSchmo 16 years ago

This movie couldn't be wackier if Rob Reiner in his This is Spinal Tap phase had made it!

[–] andrewbowen-2 16 years ago

"well I won fifty dollars on a lottery ticket today, but I don't want them guys to know cuz otherwise they're gonna wanna borrow money from me"

[–] cmhatte 15 years ago

Except this documentary wasn't scripted as a movie and doesn't have actors playing the main characters. Mark and Mike are real people being followed by cameras. The two films are in two different categories.

[–] JaneSchmo 15 years ago

Yeah, that's the point. Their behavior is so bizarre and lacking in self awareness that they could have been in a mockumentary.

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[–] outsider-2 16 years ago

"..this is the start of great cinema.."
"Cinammon?"

[–] 15 years ago

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[–] barnstormer-2 15 years ago

"It's gotta good taste." - Uncle Bill