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Source of a million one-liners

posted 17 years ago by junglefighter25
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Oh man, legal action....

What are they gonna take, my Night of the Living Dead book?

Oh kick fu##ing ass! A MasterCard! You know, life is pretty cool sometimes.

I have really good audial senses.

It's 3 in the morning and I'm drinking peppermint schnapps and I'm trying to call the Hotel Tangiers in Casablanca, man that's no way to live your life.

Whoa! Look at your toenails, Bill! It looks like a science photo!

With Mark alvays wiss de movies.

Sorry for erasing that.

This movie is brilliant. Definetely one of the 'Lost on a desert island' top-ten movies to have.

[–] DEDFX 17 years ago

hell yes

[–] bugaloos 15 years ago

I like the conversation over the pronunciation of "Coven".

Coven sounds like oven...

[–] JackBluegrass 11 years ago

Yes.

That immediately reminded me of the long argument in the car between Peter Stormare and Steve Buscemi in Fargo over "House of Pancake".

[–] angry_vegetarian 17 years ago

Hahaha, as I was reading those I could literally hear it as if I were watching the movie.

[–] Always3elevfun 17 years ago

And the list of one liners goes far beyond that:

-I got lotsa drug stories that could keep you up all night

-Take 37

-If you could be more MENANCING please

-And I continued to do drugs up until about a year and a half ago

There are like a billion more but anyone who knows em should post em.

Mike Schank is the man!

"Not only will I do it for ya I I I... yes I'll do it for you."

[–] andykidd-1 15 years ago

You and me both :)

[–] sehaitt 17 years ago

"It's a nice day, until it rains." - Uncle Bill

[–] lastknown 17 years ago

Thanks mom and dad, for the money and sandwiches.

[–] lukah 17 years ago

"This is turning into a theatrical mockery, man"

[–] J_R_Cash 17 years ago

Uncle Bill is great man. He made me laugh...

Unofficial Site
www.freewebs.com/davidorth

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[–] hylton44 17 years ago

"I have that long-strand DNA"

[–] tenthplanet-1 17 years ago

"it's all right....it's okay."

[–] william92879 17 years ago

And not a damn thing to drink either?

How come every time I leave you something to peruse it always ends up under the shoes man?

You got one grave in the ground thats one amount of money...you got six stacked graves...its a vertical business around here man.

Ill come and visit your grave every day....well not everyday....Ill visit it again if I can find it.

M-I see great cinema in this...
B-Cinnamon?
M-Cinema
B-Cinnamon?

This is what I think about the lottery. When you play the lottery sometimes you lose. But when you use drugs and alcohol, especially drugs, you always lose.

He goes to gamblers anonymous meetings for scratch offs?
Maybe he buys the five dollar ones.

Oh and I agree with many of the posters, Mike Schank is the man.

[–] resch-3 17 years ago

"im gonna tell you why films fail and why films succeed."

"dilapidated duplexes....."

"when im doing this with my hands i see whats between."

"votka"

[–] answermehere 12 years ago

I laughed my ass off at these

[–] bigblobb 17 years ago

Do you think when Jesus was hanging there he thought it was natural?

[–] tclodes 17 years ago

(and I paraphrase)

M.S. "Well, I'm never doing drugs or alcohol again."
M.B. "Are you sure about that?"

M.B. "That makes no sense."
M.S. "Made, sense to him."

M.B. "What do you think man, what do you really, really think?"
C.S. "About what?"
M.B. Bites into drumstick.

M.S. "I used to get all pissed off inside cause I couldn't find anyone to drink votka with..."

[–] LebowskiFan 17 years ago

It's alright, it's okay, there's something to live for... Jesus told me so!

dont fujk with da jesus

[–] Apogee_ 17 years ago

"If you go to a movie you see THIS, you don't pay to see THAT. What the *beep* is suppose to occur HERE?"