what made you laugh?


Though the jokes in the this movie are pretty inconsistent (the sheep joke?), I love when the model guy is showing the girl his photo, and he's like "this is important! this one...or this one?" and they're the same pose except with different colored shirts.

also, when the guy rides off the cliff on the motorcycle, and when heath ledger dissects his frog by stabbing it with a switchblade.

the dad's hilarious, and Joseph GL is great as always ("I'm back in the game!")

Julia Stiles doesn't really pull much humor off in this, except the table dance - she falls off the table and is like "I'm fine".

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More like squeal with delight - the Shakespeare rap + "I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his sh!t, so we can overlook that."

Oh, and "The *beep* hath hitith the fan"

And other stuff too. And fvck Ledger, I'm gonna find him some day and kick his ass for being dead.

there's a highway that is curling up like smoke above her shoulder

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I mostly only found the father funny.



"where are you going?"

"well if you must know, a small study group with friends"

"otherwise known as an ORGY?"

best line. and then follows up after with

"it's just a party"

"and hell is just a sauna!"

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when bianca and chastity are at p.e. and "joey" ugh distracts bianca and she shoots the teacher in the butt with the arrow during archery practice. too funny!!!!

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When Kat distracted the Coach to help sneak Patrick out of detention. Also when their dad keeps talking to the girls about not dating and about teenage pregnancy. I also thought the scene where Michael and Cameron were asking the group of guys at the beginning if any of them were interested in dating Kat, that part was so funny.

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Michael and the father were hilarious! Ms. Perky was funny too!! will never forget the day I came home from work and parents were like "we just saw a really good funny movie", "you have to see it"! They had rented it, yup from the video store! Miss those! But I watched it and loved it! I had a big crush on HL-RIP! :(. I had never heard of it before, but still a favorite to this day!

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We're screwed!

I always thought Bianca had the best lines because she was actually really smart and clever and Kat took herself too seriously.

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Best line of the movie: "Who knocked up your sister?"

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Anything the dad or the councelor said

Bianca: "That one, it looks pensive"
Joey: "Damn... I was going for thoughtful"

"That must be Nigel with the Bree"

"Who knocked up your sister?"

"I'm thinking about getting a Tercell... that's a Toyota" (it's not the actual line but the dancing and the way he says it that get me)

The French lessons

When Patrick is in Lab with the kid with a mowhawk and tattoos, Patrick lights a cigarette and the mowhawk kid stamps it out giving him a "smoking is bad" look.

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When Cameron told Patrick that Bianca kissed him and Patrick sat there with a goofy look on his face smiling asking him ''where'?...and Cam tellin him in the car and Patrick seeming disappointed because he thought he was gonna say she kissed his pipe. LOL

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In the Principal Office

-The thing cat is that people perceive you as somewhat..."

- Tempestuous?

- Heinous Bitch, is the term used more often...



BRILLIANT. I was ROFL, couln't stop, you dont see it coming, this comedy rocks so hard.

Alex Vojacek

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Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

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When Patrick looked incredulous when he found out that he wasn't a "pretty boy".

The French book still being used with the big hole drilled out of it.

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