He would complain loudly on tv and say that he was going to bomb everybody to smithereens, but behind closed doors he'd work out a deal with Khrushchev to allow the missiles to stay so long as he has exclusive rights as the only American builder to operate a casino/hotel in Havana. He'd believe he was winning bigly, unrealizing that countries that weren't in a state of embargo with Cuba were already set up there and had cornered the market. After an initial buzz from the authentic "Americana" of the Havana Trump Hotel and Casino it would soon fall into debt and a struggle to pay off the Soviet equivalent of junk-bonds would lead to a restructuring deal...the missiles can stay, Trump is reduced to only having his name on the side of the building, and as a consolation he is allowed land on Severny Island to build the "World's Northernmost Golfcourse" with it's premier attraction, a constant day-glo mini-golf, free geiger readings available at the 19th hole. He'll somehow sell half the American people on this plan "It will be the bestest of deals, believe me" and somehow convince half the country that the missiles in Cuba were a good thing because it drives down property values accordingly in 1000,500,and 250 mile zones, which will lead to competition and a chance for many, many people to get into real estate and flex their skills learned at Trump University buying up cheap property to try and flip to unsuspecting buyers who'd been living under a rock. Mass reverse immigration would occur, with foreign nationals leaving first to avoid nuclear annihilation, which would take care of his proposed immigration laws. Nobody would give a damn about health care, the environment, or planned parenthood anymore, since we could die anyday, and there would be a ton of available jobs since all the foreigners bailed. Winning, Big League!
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