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If you were a vampire what profession would you choose?


Okay, so I think the subject line is far long enought to be explanatory... :)

What would be the choice professions for vampires if they existed? :]

Oh, and I was think more along the lines of modern day, but any cool thoughts are welcome...

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security guard is a good way to go imo. you work at night, you et paid for sitting on your ass and you get the occasional burgler snack.
actually, scratch that, i want to be a security guard without being a vampire.

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Applied Science? All science is applied. Eventually.

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Worker at a slaughterhouse (I get to drink the fresh blood that comes from slaughtering the animals), or a bodyguard (if I'm the kind of vampire that walks in sunlight).

Welcome to my Nightmare- Freddy Krueger

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Reality TV writer/director/producer.

Already, they are busy sucking the life out of populations worldwide.

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Movie theater projectionist for the evening shift. There would be plenty of oppotunities to sneak away for a drink and you'd have a few hours of nightime left after you close up.

Thit and thpin!

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Vampire brain surgeon :)

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Job at the blood bank!!!

Gentlemen, England will be playing 4-4-f---ing-2

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Phlebotomists

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