If you were a vampire what profession would you choose?

Lifeguard... Oh wait the sun... Are there an jobs for night time lifeguards?

Blood bank worker sounds good. And what do you mean by "if they existed?" Of course we exist.

Honestly, if I were a vampire, I would want to be a vampire who could walk in the light, so by day, I could be a very powerful billionaire(like Bruce Wayne) and have control of many businesses and technology. By night, I would be a powerful undead who eliminates humans and vampires who committ pure evil. I'm no half-breed, I'm a full blood vampire who survives by feeding on the blood of my victims. Before I fed at night, I would take a serum that would prevent the evil blood I ingest from turning me into an evil vampire. The serum wouldn't be strong enough to fight off evil vampire blood, so I couldn't feed on my own kind, just evil humans. I'd have my own gadget equipped car and motorcycle, as well as an impressive arsenal. I would have immortal strength, amazing vision, the ability to fly, as well as the ability to morph into shadow/other powerful creatures.

I would also try to recruit other vampires who desire NOT to be evil and form a brotherhood of Nosferatu assassins. With my wealth, I would provide all my vampire comrades with as much weaponry, vehicles, and serum I could get. In my world, there would be 2 different races of vampire.

1: Good and Evil vampires who can't withstand sunlight and sleep during the day.

2: Good and Evil vampires who can withstand the light and pose as humans during the day.

Of my army, I would have those who CAN withstand the sunlight to do undercover reconaissance work to help me locate evil criminals who escape justice, and criminals who work for the justice system, but rape it as well. I would also have them try to locate evil vampires who are out during the day doing their own reconaissance work against us, as well as locate the sleeping hideouts of evil vampire masters. However, when the sun sets, all bets are off. It would be hard, because evil vampires would be turning evil humans into vampires to build their army, so we would be the weaker of the two. No one can assume that if a human person of good-nature will be a good vampire once turned. If Blade existed, I would do my best to convince him to join my army. Hell, I'd even offer him the opportunity to lead us. Hell, any vampire slayer or noble human vigilante could join our cause if they wanted to. If they wanted to be a vampire or stay human would be their choice. But like i just said, NOBODY knows if the power of evil will take over once a human is bitten.

I would have noble human/vampire scientists researching the evolution of vampire blood in order to create a serum that will make good vampire vigilantes immune to silver, garlic, holy water, and hopefully a wooden stake to the heart. Much like what they failed to do in Blade 2. I would make DEFINITE sure that no evil vampire would get his/her hands on it. Also with my wealth, I would provide the human members of my team with suits much like the ones in the new G.I. Joe movie. Suits that would not only excelerate their jumping and speed distances, but prevent them from being bitten by evil vampires.

I would concoct this crusade for centuries until evil is ALMOST abolished from the world, because evil will NEVER FULLY be gone. We would never reaveal our existence to the world, and do our best to hide. Mankind MUST go on with life with no knowledge of us. That is how the world operates.

If Lycans(werewolves) existed and were split into two groups like vampires: Bad and Evil, I would try to convince the good Lycans to form a truce and join my cause, because they can just be themselves during the day and help the sun withstanding vampires do their spying.

There you have it, this is what I would do if I were a vampire.











"Danger's my middle name. Mine's Cornelius. You tell anyone, I'll kill you"

a professional dominatrix... male or female... doesn't matter... get my rocks off... people have fun... bite them and suck some blood then send them on their way... everyone's happy and no killing

politician

Private detective would be a pretty good job, you work your own hours and the jobs are explanatory on daylight and such.


To him mercy is passion With me it is good manners.You may judge which motive is more reliable

Dentist.

Only one porefession would be appropriate: POLITICS!