I dont know about anyone else, but that fat black secretary sure ruined the movie for me. When she jumps off the plane and we get a shot of her in a parachute with her dumb grin, i was just hoping she would die
shareYup. That was the point in the film when I decided to avoid future Wolfgang Peterson films.
Although I must say that anytime AFO is on TV, I watch *at least* until the paratrooping secretary grin. Just for kicks.
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What's your problem with her? She's a friendly woman, very helpful, and much braver than some of the other women, I didn't see her crying or quivering during the gun fights or when the terrorists were killing people.
shareexactly. people who spent their time to pay attention to her and have her "ruin the movie" for them or be annoyed must REALLY have sad lives. sorry
shareThat's exactly the problem. There's her with her stupid grin licking the President's arse, then there's the numerous people who've been shot and the fact that the President's family were still pissing their pants being held hostage. Ow, and she's fat (sorry, but it just makes it ten times worse).
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Do you know if Messiri Freeman is related to Morgan Freeman?
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I agree, they should have cut that scene.
shareWhat's your problem with her? She's a friendly woman, very helpful, and much braver than some of the other women, I didn't see her crying or quivering during the gun fights or when the terrorists were killing people.
I wanted the Bad guys to shoot The First Lady and the Daughter
shareThis topic is so awful, I love it lmao!!!
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^^ wow that's pretty *beep* up..
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This would have improved that scene......
She pulls the rip cord and instead of a parachute; pots, pans and sh!t come out instead. A Wile E. Cyote moment.
...There is no spoon! (The Matrix)
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Perhaps she pulls the cord and begins to deflate and starts zooming around the in the air like a giant balloon...
shareIt would have been somewhat humorous if her chute failed to open...
Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep* is coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...
Or better yet....
Instead of the pots and pans coming out in place of the 'chute, maybe some office/secretary supplies came out like a hole punch, stapler, paperclips, steno pad, etc. Then they could really top the scene off with having a shot of her crashing right through the roof of an Office Max store.
...There is no spoon! (The Matrix)
Do you really think that you need to put (The Matirx) after you quote. Only retards don't know "There is no spoon" comes from The Matrix.
Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep* is coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...
It's not my quote, therefore I give credit.
Besides, there actually are people out there that havn't seen the matrix, but if this makes you happy.....
Here ya' go.
...There is no spoon!
Lol, that's more like it. And, if you put it in inverted commas, it's universally accepted to be a quotation not of your own. But, it's you signature, so you do what you want with it. I was just commenting.
Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep* is coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...
inverted commas? their called quotation marks ****er
shareThey're also called inverted commas you ill educated, under cultured philistine. Now go off and try reading a book.
Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep* is coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...
She was grinning because she'd just found a pie
"Someone has been tampering with Hank's memories."
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It could be from that scene in Dog Soldiers where the guy Spoon gets eaten by a werewolf and says "I hope I give you the *beep* you wanker" then when his friends come in and find what's left of him on the floor and one guy says "where's spoon" and the other guy says "...There is no spoon"
shareHahaha that cracked me up.
Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep* is coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...
EXCUSE ME! I AM [{NOT}] A RETARD! I HAVE [{NOT}] SEEN "THE MATRIX"! I WOULD {[NOT]} HAVE KNOWN WHERE THE QUOTE CAME FROM! PLEASE BRIDLE YOUR TONGUE! (PSALMS 39:1)
Eight divided by one-half equals four squared!
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Or better yet....
Instead of the pots and pans coming out in place of the 'chute, maybe some office/secretary supplies came out like a hole punch, stapler, paperclips, steno pad, etc. Then they could really top the scene off with having a shot of her crashing right through the roof of an Office Max store.
...There is no spoon! (The Matrix)
LOL! This was Air Force One, not Airplane!
Better if she crashes into a post office.
shareAll you people who agreed with zunie are retarded. What are you all...12? GROW UP!!!!!!!!!
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Zunie, are u a retard, she was friendly and kind
Movie fan!!!!!!!!!!
Well, when I saw the movie, I was like "Wow, I'm suprised she wasn't killed." considering that 80% of the time, something good happens, and then suddenly someone is killed.
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funniest thread i've read in a while how could the terrorists miss a target that big! like when she's sneaking around with good ol'haro i would notice a big fat black chick and her loud-ass steps
"just let me get the packing up equipment"
Not the sort of topic that's reached the climax from my point of view. It wouldn't matter if the person was black, white, mixed race or the colours of the rainbow. It's just that the scene made so many people laugh whether or not it was intended.
sharegood point, i just spotted her in the movie "Heat" she's in it for like 20 seconds as a cop during the scene where they find that girl murdered outside the hotel a pretty grim scene but i cracked up when i saw her (she grabs the crying mother after al pacino hugs her for anyone interested)
"just let me get the packing up equipment"
ahahahah this is some funny stuff! why the hell does she have a grin on her face???
sharei hate that stupid fat fax lady. i really wish she would have been slaughtered as the first, and being as she is like a freaking tugboat, second hostage. national security advisor or stupid fat fax lady... call me a pragmatist, but i think aunt jemima is going for a LONG walk off of a very short pier.
shareDo you know if Messiri Freeman is related to Morgan Freeman?
Eight divided by one-half equals four squared!
Yeah, plus yelling real loud like black people do.
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