Favorite line...
I have many, here are a few...
"I like pizza. I like it a lot!"
"She touched my 'pepe' Steve."
(Three was the funniest clone!)
I have many, here are a few...
"I like pizza. I like it a lot!"
"She touched my 'pepe' Steve."
(Three was the funniest clone!)
Doug: "What were the slurpies girls busy?"
3: "Tuck, tuck, fold. TTF. Whoop, no air in their. Burp!"
"That word grew louder and louder, until it was a battlecry."
T~O
when doug is telling 3 he wants him to cover him in the bedroom. and 2 is like "hey doug you want me to take care of it?"...doug:no,thanks though.(keaton with that look on his face was awesome)
number 2 tells 4 "hey rainman why dont you go floss yourself"
"Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum,and im all outta bubble gum!
Watching this right now... I love it when Doug 1 calls the office to talk to Doug 2. Doug 2 puts Doug 1 on hold to take the call in his office and Doug 1 responds incredulously outloud to himself "I can't believe it. I'm too busy to talk to *myself*!"
shareThe scene where they are at the restaurant. And doug sees 2 and chokes, and 2 falls on the ground and says
2: Im ok just an old football injury.
Noreen: You played?
2: No i feel out of the bleechers.
i had to pause to finish off laughing from this line:
Doug: What are you doing?
#2: I'm splitting atoms here, what i'm doing, i'm smoking."
the delivery was brilliant.
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" - The Joker.
1 "Did you have sex with my wife?"
3 "Douglas no! Absolutely not! She may have brushed in that general region, but...uh, I momboed right out of there."
2 "C'mon Doug he momboed out... Right out of the... region."
"Don't you love me anymore?"
(Thinks hard about it for a few seconds) "......I love pizza....Get me some pizza."
"I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one!"- The Joker
Doug- to the construction workers. "Are they paying you to stare at her ass..? Because youre doing a great job at it."
shareI saw this movie on video probably 10 years ago and to this day me and my friends always quote two lines from this movie:
I LIKEIT! (4 talking about pizza - I think)
She touched my pepe, Steve (4 talking about Laura)
Those two lines still crack us up!
Oh my gosh, I'm cracking up just READING all of these... remembering them all.
My favorite is always the Mambo line from 2... it's a few posts back so I won't post it again.
But pretty much anything with all 4 of them, I love. This movie is amazing.
1"I'm gunna buy you something..."
4"A chainsaw?!"
1"........... or a book"
1 "We're out of the Doug-making business altogether. Alright? Store's closed. Am I clear?"
2 "Yeah."
1 "Am I clear on this?"
2 "Got it."
3 "Book is closed on that one."
Also, the look on his face when he discovers 4... priceless.
"Sorry Steve - that leg's gonna have to come off."
Besides it just being a hilarious line, that'd send shivers to me to hear someone not all there mentally holding a hacksaw saying that to me as I'm sick in bed, lol. I happened to be named Steve so my friend and I quote #4's lines incessantly. This movie's a classic.
Best lines
Doug trips in resturant and the girl he's with asks him if he's alright and he says
Doug: Yeah I'm alright just an old football injure the Rose Ball
Girl: Oh you played?
Doug: No, I fell out of the stands.
Doug: So, we're just gonna have to go back to the way it was before and that's it.
Wife: No, actually, that's not it. I love my job, and I'm doing great there. In fact my boss says that I'm doing so well she might move me into estates so shortly I could be making a very good living. So we're just going to have to find a way to work this all out. And THAT is it.
Doug: Hahaha...That's funny that you think that's it. That's really funny that you think that's it. Because that stuff I said before? THAT's it, and all this stuff, all this stuff you just said? NOT it.
My wife and I constantly quote those lines.
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