Everytime your in an apartment with one of those intercom things, you always start singing, "I wanna kiss you all over, over and again, I wanna kiss you all over..."
shareYou see a white piano and "We've only just begun" starts playing in your head.
shareSome of these have already been said but
"My ____s hurt"
"Well now your backs gonna hurt cause you just pulled landscapin' duty"
Showing apathy, especially for something involving colors by saying
"do you want the red or the green font?"
"red font, green font, who gives a *beep*
Doing something clutch like successfully tossing a used paper towel in to the office garbage bin from 10 feet away got me like
"Choke on that BAYBAY!!!! (pistols at the trash can) Uh Shoot-uh!" (awesome shoulder shake)
Someone asks me how my significant other is doing
"Oh her? She got hit by a car, she's dead" (then abruptly change subject). Also interchangeable with "fell off a cliff and died on impact"