You know your obsessed with Happy Gilmore when....
Everytime your in an apartment with one of those intercom things, you always start singing, "I wanna kiss you all over, over and again, I wanna kiss you all over..."
shareEverytime your in an apartment with one of those intercom things, you always start singing, "I wanna kiss you all over, over and again, I wanna kiss you all over..."
shareyou show your apathy about anything with the line "Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a #$%@!"
You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is.
LOL, I use to say that a lot and to this day I still yell Shooter!!! McGaven!!! and do the pistol thing once in a while. Sometimes with a choke on that BABY!!!
Also, once in a while "you no want breakfast?"
you think it's acceptable to assault senior citizens.
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Scooter? why did u do that to me?
Everyime you punch somebody out, you say: "The price is wrong, bitch."
shareI say "Damn you People, go back to your shantys" whenever I am in a crowd.
shareI know this thread is jokey, but I've actually adopted years ago some of Happy's repertoire myself. The lines he says to himself, totally grew on me lols.
'...psycho!?' '...I mean I wanted to but I just couldn't DO IT!'
'Why don't you just put it down?' 'Yeah I know'
...you and hubby start yelling "Jackass!" at each other at random points throughout the day.
We do that, honestly. It's been going on for years!
My life...has taken me beyond the planets and the stars