travel a billion light years and for what?

Is it so hard to believe that humans arent the only species that like putting things in other peoples butts? But seriously, who knows how far they travel and how they get here, they could just opne a wormhole and pop over to earth in a blink of an eye, or they could be from an alternate dimension that also takes just some kind of doorway to get here. As for what they're looking for, who knows, maybe its more of social psychological study then an actual physical study of our biology...or maybe they just like putting things in unwilling participants buttholes, sick alien rapist bastards.

Apparently not.

I just caught up with three films entitled "Missing 411." One of the films was specifically related to disappearances connected to UFO's. One of the stories involved a man who claimed to have been abducted along with a handful of elk he was hunting. While aboard the craft he asked the alien if he frequented Earth for visitation. The reply was that yes, he came whenever they needed food, both for elk and sometimes fish!

Hilarious.

There I thought having to drive around the block to the grocery store to grab something to eat was a pain at times. This alien has to travel light years to this planet to grab food.

Life on this planet survives and receives nourishment from eating food. Perhaps life on other planets gain nourishment from probing an anus, and maybe probing the anus of aliens "aliens to them" is a delicacy.

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As one of those aliens, I can assure you that the experiments are just as unpleasant for us. Home office keeps expecting us to keep the numbers up. We tried catching people in cities, but Carl kept bumping into stuff causing too many scratches on the phlorapluralsynth paint job. So, now we're stuck picking up cooter and the banjo boys as they can't run fast and you can find them near bonfires. I understand people being apprehensive about the probes... but it's getting disturbing as they seem to be getting into it. High mind says there's a correlation with cellphones and high porn viewing. They used to yell and curse at us. Now they just give creepy toothless smiles... yeesh.

Oh, we don't travel billions of miles. We fold space with the fecatron 2300. You'd be surprised as the power humans shit out.

Don't they have anything better to do in the whole universe?