Favorite line? - Bebe's Kids (1992) Discussion

[–] KansaMS 19 years ago

I can't believe no one has posted this:

TEST TUBE BABY!

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[–] gregman05 19 years ago

"everyone was there, and everyone was GLAD HE WAS DEAD"

"are you guys having a killer time?"

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[–] caramelflava313 19 years ago

Robin Harris: If you don't tell me where your little brother is, I'm gonna beat the black off you, and you're gonna look lighter than Michael Jackson.

Robin Harris: Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.
Dorothea: Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.
Robin Harris: Your mama's so fat, she on both sides of the family.
Dorothea: That's okay. You mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Robin Harris: Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.
Viv: (Busts Out Laughing)
Robin Harris: Come on, baby. Let's get out of here.
Jamika: I think it's time to flush and leave.
Jamika: You can have him. I don't have a problem getting a man.
Jamika: Well, girlfriend. Here's some lotion for your ashy ankles. That'll make it even easier.
Dorothea: That's okay. Your mama's so country, she got an elevator, thought it was a mobile home.
Vivian: You know what that was all about, right? He still loves you.

TEST TUBE BABY!!

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[–] krallen 19 years ago

"Look at her, can't even wear high heel shoes. Just sliding and sliding look like a train coming down the aisle."
"I remember she went in to Lane Bryant,'Um, I would like to see something that fit me', sales lady looked at her and said ME TOO!"

I didn't understand that joke until I got older because I didn't know what Lane Bryant was.

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[–] theenglish101389 15 years ago

LOL omg that line definitely and I'm surprised no one put it, but "Your momma's so dumb, someone told her it was chilly outside and she came out with a bowl." Omg so great to me.

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[–] changs_project 14 years ago

Dorethia: "and for me to lie on u i would have to care about u and believe me i dont give a damn about neitha one of yall!"

lol the way she says that line is too funny.

Viv: "I, I need it ta live!!"

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[–] thegamemaster8 18 years ago

My favorite is before the credits:

Pee-Wee picks up a line off of the Vegas street.

Robin: "Pee-Wee? What you got there? Pee-Wee, put that down. Put it down. Pee-Wee, put it down! Pee-Wee! PEE-WEE!"

Pee-Wee disconnects the line.

Robin: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Vegas goes dark and you hear Robin

"Test Tube Baby!"

-Billy ([email protected])

This is a test. Had this been an actual signature, it would've been sarcastic...or not...

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[–] changs_project 18 years ago

*robin playin cards with his friend talkin*
*they all see tamika walk by*

"You shoolllll look good in black bebeh"

"OH NO! THOSE ARE BAYBAY'S KYIDS!!"

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[–] kittd82 18 years ago

"why you always messin with me?!"
"cuz she like you"
"i dont like this lil runt!"
"shes just waiting for you to grow up"

"at least my momma here"
"ooooooo"
"well your mama aint gonna be hear when i knock you out!
so you better stop talking about our mama!"

"that why i wear my wedding ring on the wrong finger!
cause i married the wrong women!"

*robin waving down a bike cop
"Help...HELP!"

"ugly is to the bone"

---
This Aint No Fanboard FWAA!

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[–] sweetz4u663 18 years ago

the part when the little white kids who were hangin out wit bebe's kids and they ran past robin and Jamika and robin says "Thank God dey white!!!!"...love that line

"Beauty is only skin deep"
"But ugly is to the bone"

and when Jamika's drivin them home from the funeral and she slams on breaks and robin runs into the windsheld, he says "Ay, ay ay, tell a brotha to buckle up first!"

and when they were driving to Vegas and robin was like "We only got 14 cents between all of us!!"
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[–] MrBloom 17 years ago

Kahill: "What's your name, man?"
"I'm Winthrope!"
Kahill: "Winthrope? hahahaha. No, man, we callin you Opie!"
"I'm Richie!"
LaShawn: "Like the comic book Richie?? DAMN, you guys got some corny names!"

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[–] bdoliver11 17 years ago

Doretha: You see i got bags under my eyes big enough to carry fifty dollars worth of groceries.

Doretha: Yo mama so old she older than your grandma.

Random song: I'll beat yo behind and make yo behind cry.

Robin: whoop you when i wanna. when i wanna. when i wanna

Because you are a character doesn't mean you have character

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[–] Corny15 17 years ago

my favorite was
that why i wear my ring on the wrong finger cause i married the wrong woman
robin- hair looks like the back of a toaster.

the old lady in the bar- But wait till you spend some money

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[–] gljbradley 17 years ago

Robin:"Bebe left twenty dollars. Twenty dollars. Twenty dollars ain't enough to put gas in my car. Now, she gon' leave twenty dollars here. For me to take these eighty kids out. Ain't that a..."
Jamika:"Come on, Robin. The kids can't wait and I can't either. It's gon' be fun!"

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[–] ThrownMuse 17 years ago

I love that line too...it's the "eighty kids" part that gets me every time.

I know you're married but I've got feelings too!

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[–] Popozao3141 16 years ago

man...i gotta see this movie!

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[–] pigeon_toucher 15 years ago

My favorite line:

It's animation...

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[–] kill-the-boxtrolls 14 years ago

"So if you don't back off, I'm going to beat the black off you and you're going to look lighter than Michael Jackson."

"I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass." - Spike Spiegel

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[–] RCeditor 13 years ago

"The place looked like MOVE headquarters!"

"Beauty's only skin deep!"
"...but ugly is to the bone!"

"I remember one time she went into Lane Bryant & said, 'I'd like to see something that would fit me'. The sales lady looked at her and said, 'Me too!'"

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[–] KevinCa316 13 years ago

this is the LAST time

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in takin YOU

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or these CRAZY kids

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ANYWHERE

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[–] DarkATX 13 years ago

Robin had all the best lines.

It was a choice between a pretty lie and the ugly truth!

Don't fight fair - hit 'em with a brick!

To the ticket booth lady after paying in all small bills and coins 'Don't act like you don't want it!'

And of course the way Robin says 'test tube baby!'

The glare Robin gave to his date when she tells him that Bebe's Kids have behavioural problems.
This wasn't a line but the look he gave was priceless....LOL!

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