"...I-I need it to live!"
I'll be back in a couple of hours...and don't drink all the Coke!
"I have HAD it. I am PISSED OFF, to the highest level of PISSIVITY ! Now, I am taking these kids home now. Not NOW, but RIGHT NOW."
"But Bebe isn't home yet.."
"NO, she's home. I know she's home, and she's home gettin' her boot smoked right now, just like YOU could be !"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"SLAP YOU WHEN I WANNA, WHEN I WANNA, WHEN I WANNA!"
HILARIOUS!!!
One of my favorite lines of all time:
"Go ahead! Beat him like he owes you money!"
Great movie
my fave line had to be
"But I need it to live!"
SOO HILARIOUS!!!
and
"We don't die we multiply!"
Ohio State Buckeyes 2005 Women's National Champions
"I aint your daddy, an' I aint havin' it!"
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whenever I watch this movie, I have to rewind it and watch that part over and over again! She's all munchin her chicken leg contentedly and her friend freaks out "No wonder we're not going anywhere! get some of this food off the boat! that f'n chicken!" "but i-i need it to live!"
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That's my line too. Loved it.
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Yes! i use that one regularly. Of course, I do not share where stole the line
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"Your mama so old, she older than your grandmama!"
I LOVED the bit with the your mama jokes. It's the first time I remember seeing them in a movie. Man this movie brings back memories...
Look at you, you so fat you don't know whether your walkin or rollin
sharePlace looked so bad it was like Wooo Headquarters.
OH NO, IT'S BEBE'S KIDS.
You know what that was about; he still love you.
You see i got bags under my eyes big enough to carry $50 worth of groceries.
Girl, you need to stop.
I know, but i LOOOOVE him.
You LOOOOOVE him?
I've always loved that word "gargantuan," I just so rarely have a chance to use it in a sentence.
I love:
[Robin referring to Dorthea]
"Lips so big, they had to make chap stick a spray.."
"So she says to the saleslady 'Uh, I'd like to see something to fit me..' the saleslady said 'Me too!'"
LOL theres more, and these probably arent exact but you get the idea
http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/6231.html
we bebe kids, we dont die..we multiply
share"I ain't the one you wanna try, I'll whoop your behind and make your behind cry."
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I WASNT AS NEARLY AS BAD AS THOSE KIDS, IF I GOT IN TROUBLE MY MOM WOULD GET A SWITCH AND BEAT TILL MY DADDY GOT HOME THEN THEY WOULD OUT ON THAT OL BLUEES RECORD THAT SKIPPED
WOOOOP....YOU WANNA WANNA "SLAP" WANNA....WANNA 'SLAP'..WANNA.....WANNA......
That is my fav line 2 "we d/die we multiply"
shareHaha the best part of the second one is the fact that he said she went into Lane Bryant which is a known fat chick store(shut the hell up I'm a fat chick) and said "I'd like to see something that fits me," and the clerk says "Me TOO!"
Too Great.
"I think we are destined to do this forever." ~ The Joker
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It ain't time to go......You tryin to leave us (pee wee with a arm full of watches)
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All my fav.
Robin Harris: Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.
Robin Harris: I ain't never been glad to see the cops before. But I was sure happy then. Happier than a runaway slave, papers and all.
Robin Harris: I am pissed off to the highest level of pissivity.
Robin Harris: If you tried to phone hell from here, it'd be a local call.