Favorite Lines
"I need a price, register 9 I need a price"
"I missed my period!"
"Whoops."
"The BEDROOM?? HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW WHERE THE BEDROOM IS?"
"Hey, you can't go there ya stupid bitch!"
"I need a price, register 9 I need a price"
"I missed my period!"
"Whoops."
"The BEDROOM?? HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW WHERE THE BEDROOM IS?"
"Hey, you can't go there ya stupid bitch!"
"I tried one out a home pregnancy kit"
'You mean those ones on sale?'
"IT TURNED BLUE!"
One that amuses me these days was when Kim, Ed's girlfriend, said to Mitch's wife Barbara, (laughing) "Your husband is so FUNNY. He must be cracking you up all the time!"
Having dealt with Mitch's midlife crisis lately, Barbara shoots this look like "Are you sure you're talking about my husband?"
After Mitch gives his midlife crisis speech to his boss after learning people hated an ad he approved, his boss just looks at him and says Happy Birthday.
The construction worker's speech at Billy Crystal's son's career day….complete with THE THICK Brooklyn accent is my favorite.
But, this whole movie is hilarious!