Favorite Lines

"The man ate bacon at every meal. I mean, you can't do that."

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Sooo many....One of the things that makes this movie so great, is the wonderful writing from Babaloo Mandel and Lowell Ganz.

"If hate were people...I'd be China!"

"I crap bigger than you."

"No - that was 'I like your ass, can I wear it like a hat?'"

"The guy ate bacon for evey meal...I mean, you can't do that!"

Just to quote a few...



Sola Scriptura/Sola Gratia/Sola Fide/Solus Christus

The entire scene where Mitch is talking to his son's class. The lines aren't particularly funny, just the way he delivers them. I cry laughing everytime.

Team Edward
I~E#127
"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"

"Lord we give you Curly, Try not to piss him off..." One of the funniest lines in the history of movies!!!!!!

I love Bruno's character when the cowboys are harrassing Bonnie and Mitch points it out to Ed right away Ed throws his rope down and says "Ill take the big one" as he heads over there.....I love that!!!!

"Yes! We're black AND we're dentists. Let's not make an issue out of it."

Ed : I'm 14 and my mother and father are fighting again... y'know, because she caught him again. Caught him... This time the girl drove by the house to pick him up. And I finally realized, he wasn't just cheating on my mother, he was cheating us. So I told him, I said, "You're bad to us. We don't love you. I'll take care of my mother and my sister. We don't need you any more." And he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn't budge. And he turned around and he left. He never bothered us again. Well, I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That's my best day.
Phil : What was you're worst day?
Ed : Same day.
( Quite a powerfull conversation)

ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.

Mitch Robbins: [later that night, at the dance] You're wrong, Ed, I'm telling you, it was not a stupid thing to say.

Ed Furillo: It WAS. She says, "thanks", and you say, "I'm married."?

Mitch Robbins: Yeah! I don't want any... false flirtings.

Ed Furillo: False flirtings.

Mitch Robbins: Mm-hmm!

Ed Furillo: Well, what if you're like me? What if you don't encourage them, and they still come after you?

Mitch Robbins: It doesn't happen. See, women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

[while Mitch Robbins is delivering the calf (Norman)]
Mitch Robbins: You know, this was not in the brochure...


Barbara Robbins: Go away with Ed. Take Phil. I am giving you these two weeks. It's my present. Go and... find your smile!
Mitch Robbins: What if I can't?
Barbara Robbins: We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it.



Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is?
[holds up one finger]
Curly: This.
Mitch: Your finger?
Curly: One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don't mean *beep*
Mitch: But, what is the "one thing?"
Curly: [smiles] That's what *you* have to find out.



Danny Robbins: We saw a picture of you in a newspaper in your underwear.
Kim Furillo: Oh, well that was an advertisement. I sometimes model ladies' underwear.
Barbara Robbins: You looked great.
Danny Robbins: Mom, you said let's see how she looks after having two kids.