Favorite Lines


"I need a price, register 9 I need a price"

"I missed my period!"
"Whoops."

"The BEDROOM?? HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW WHERE THE BEDROOM IS?"

"Hey, you can't go there ya stupid bitch!"

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"2,000 pound god damn crane on your head."

"They said he slit him from neck to nuts."

"Great gobs of goose *beep*."

"I found two big ones on my back, I'm starting to look like the Fly."

Thunderdome

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Phil- You can't get an erection.
Ed- Hey pal, I can get an erection anytime i want!, just WATCH!

"If something happens too him.......Iam going after Barbara"

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"Talent? She was in one play and fell off the stage. That's not talent; it's gravity."

"DId you see how leathery he was? It was like a saddlebag with eyes!"

"I'm gonna go home, and I'm gonna get Kim pregnant."
"I hope I can help."

"Look at this! I made a cow!"

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"I said lets do tennis camp. You said lets drive cattle." or somethin like that.

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"Mitch : Hi Curly. Killed anyone today?
Curly : The day ain't over yet... "

"Ed : We're doing great, guys! We're driving them!
Phil : Ah, that's perfect! We're lost but we're making good time!"

"Ed : Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll never get it! It's been 4 hours! The cows can tape something by now! Forget about it please!"




Josh: Toby come quick. Sams getting his ass kicked by a girl
Toby: Ginger, get the popcorn

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"I like your ass - can I wear it as a hat?"

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"They're throwing our food!" This one isn't really about the line, its the way he says it... He sounds so defeated. LOL

"If hate were people, I'D BE CHINA!!!!!!!!!"

Ed: Ed Furillo, I sell sporting goods.
Mitch: Show him your jacket.
Phil: Yeah, I'm Phil Berquist. I committed adultery. Lost my job and my family.
Mitch: His jacket's being made.

Phil: She around? (talking about his wife... he's pretending to sleep to avoid her)
Mitch: She's in the kitchen.
Phil opens his eyes
Mitch: This is quite a life you've carved out for yourself.

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I'd be here till doomsday doing lines. This is literally the last good comedy I reallllly loved, and that was 1991.

"Hellllooooo."

"I've walked, I've ambled, I even sached once, but that was in front of the draft board."

"He did not, you horse's ass!"

"You are a sporting goods salesman!!!"

"It's his turn to be with the other escaped Natzis!"

"Let's bring out the cake."

"Woah, Ed, keep it in the corral, don't want you to knock me into the fire."

"Rollin', rollin', rollin', man, my ass is swollen."

See, I wouldn't stop. But could somebody pleeeeeeeeze tell me, what's Curly's line: "I crapped in your -----??????"

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I think it was "i have crapped bigger than you" when he just caught mitch slsgging him off.

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I think it's "I crap bigger than you" - It's funnier in the present tense.

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I always thought it was "I crap and you're new"

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-when i was alive i would've found her attractive

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Mitch's classroom speech LOL

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hey theres a stampede... In your tent

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I lost my wife, I lost my job, and I got some sort of rash, for making in the bushes.

"I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder"

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Curly - Time to turn in

Everybody except Mitch - Goodnight!

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In the shop Ed chewing tobacco
Spits to the juice out misses the spitoon and it lands on a shirt next to it.
Remarks to the woman behind the register "ill take that shirt too"


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All of the above! lol, i love City Slickers 2 aswell, i love all of the Godfather Part II stuff. And it's just a fun brain-less story with Billy Crystal... what more do you want? lol

"Don't tell my kids I died taking a sh*t" I know it's from CS2 but it's great! lol

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I love this movie, but the actual lines were

Phil: Wow, what was your worst day?

Ed: Same day.

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There's nothing wrong with going nowhere baby, but we should be going nowhere fast.

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Barry: "He's throwing our food."
Ira: "Well,..."
Barry: "Well, what? We'll order out?"

"We all go a little mad sometimes"-Norman Bates

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One of the most effectivly written scenes in movie history. It was like a kidney shot when you wern't expecting it.

It gets me every time...I can just feel the pain in his voice.

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He's BEHIND me, isn't he?

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To the Hot Blonde, after he stood up for her and she thanked him:

"I'm Married".

(The exchange perfectly expresses how "most" guys relate to hot chicks.)

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When Phil says his "best day" was the day he got married because he "felt grown-up" and then, when asked "if that was your best day, what's your worst?", he replies:

"Everyday since has been a tie."

That's one of the best lines of cinematic history.

It doesn't get much better than that.
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"That's a good 'yahoo', son."

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That's one of the best lines of cinematic history.

It doesn't get much better than that.


It doesn't, but then again, I think this is one of the most poignant things written about the ages of man since Shakespeare:


Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions?

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