Greetings everyone, what's your favourite quote from this all time classic amazing fantastic movie?
shareDefinitely Charlie's line: YOU'RE A STUPID MAN, YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE MAN!!!
Murder Witness: Whats goin on out here?
George Stark: Murder... You want some?
And let's drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.
shareSy is holding the pellet gun to the pizza man's head and threatening the police officers, Mike and Jeff.
(Jeff drops flashlight instead of gun)
"You must think I'm as dumb as you look, because don't you know that when you drop a flashlight it makes a completely different sound!"
(Jeff drops gun)
"Now I want Mr. Sneakyman to come around with his partner Mr. Bonehead."
Hilarious! hear Mr. Sneakyman, that’s good stuff! What a way to get the drop on the cops!
Mike and Jeff on the merry-go-round when Carl and Leslie find them… the entire dialog is hilarious!
"Mike and Jeff are cuffed to the merry-go-round speaking to a dog "It's just one, big, funny mix-up!"
"Golf Clap!"
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when James St. James is in the bathroom talkin to the police operator...
(Op.) "Well would you like some help, sir?"
(James) "Well *beep* me! Isn't that what the police are supposed to do? HELP PEOPLE!?"
(Lewis burts through the door)
(James-like a little girl) "Yelp!"
Too funny. I watched last night and this morning. Laughed both times.
(Carl) "Well i'm not gonna rot in jail alone."
(James) "Well you're not gonna screw my life up you son of a b*tch!"
Poorman: "..well you've got a problem that you're gonna have to work out."
woman caller: "yeah..."
Poorman: "but not on my show!"
I love it when Louis is sitting there watching the apartment and goes "if I had my 16 I could pick her off so easily" Then Carl does a sarcastic wave to him. LOL classic stuff
shareLouis, to the cops: I want Mr. Sneakyman to come around and join his partner Mr. Bonehead!
shareMy favorite quotes are...
James: "Golf Clap?"
Carl: "Golf Clap."
Louis: "Aw, somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy."
James: "Time to do the nasty."
Carl: "Do we have to?"
James: "Afraid so."
James: "You and your stupid pellet gun!"
James: "HEY CARL! I need some help over here!" (hanging on the door of the truck)
Carl: "I think I love this woman."
James: "Really? How do you know?"
Carl: "She let me feel the bumps on her head."
Carl: "Hang on!"
James: "Okay!"
Carl: "His whole head!"
Those are good. My favorite is when those two competing garbage men open the locker to find the airbag inflating. One of them says something like this:
"Hey boys, where's your originality?"
Airbag explodes and covers them in feces
"Hey man, this is chit! Get it off me Frost get if off! It's chit, it's chit, it's chit!"
I still roll when I see that scene.
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"Rent-a-cops....I hate rent-a-cops too!!!" Love this movie. It is the perfect movie to watch for a genuine laugh. Not cheap laughs, but classic, memorable laughs.
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My favorite quote "... and the air is just right for drinking"
"COURAGE... is being scared to death, and saddling up anyway" (John Wayne)
I don't remember exactly how it goes, but when they've gone back to the apartment and Louis comes out and says that the corpse is getting a bit gamey...that one drops me!
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