Your favourite quote!


Greetings everyone, what's your favourite quote from this all time classic amazing fantastic movie?

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awww... look... somebody throw'd away a perfeckly good white boy...

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I like, Keith David's ordering Emilio order lines

Lewis: "The pizza clown goes with us! Get him on his feet, I'll get tricky
dicky! I just want you to know James that all of this is going in my
report.

James: "Just make sure you spell my name right."


or

Lewis: "Does you know where he keeps that gun of his?"

James: "Great Carl spens the evening with a beautiful women and I'm stuck here with a lunatic and a corpse."


Some great stuff. Good work Sheen team/Estevez pez. I met Martin Sheen in real life and got his autograph, he was as nice as could be, I'd like to think that Charlie and Emilio would be also.

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That's funny that this thread has been going for so long and I Just read all the fav quotes, and my fav is the very last one posted yesterday "Just make sure you spell my name right"
Great film with a great Reggae soundtrack (Third World,UB40,Black Uhuru, Sly & Robbie, Ziggy)

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"Extra cheese?" then the sound of tweetybirds as the pizza guy passes out.

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'they are from the don't let this happen to you crowd'.




I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

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"Golf clap?"

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i know someone already said it but when Mario tells biff he got struck by lighting after Mario tasered him, I lost it!! hhaha

James: **Goes to get pellet gun**
Carl: What are you going to do with that James?
James: I'm going to shoot him
Carl: You're going to shoot him?!?!

haha, that part made me laugh so much...when they were in the apt.


Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

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Pizza Guy: "I am not some kind of comic book superhero. I'm a pizza man!"



and


Pizza Guy: "You need help."
Louis: "Grrrr"

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"Time to do the nasty..."

And of course,
"No food for the Commie-bastard!"

Good movie

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Guy with the Tazer: "Alright...alright...that's it...you're over." (Zaps the other hitman).

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"time to do the nasty."

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"yeah you got struck by lighting....freak storm." hahaha!!!

Arrested Development Fans - There are dozens of us!Dozens!

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I haven't seen this movie in a long time, so this quote won't be exact, but I like: "I would pay a million pesos to see his face when he opens the locker." I've used that "million pesos" part a lot over the years.

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I like the entire exchange at the end when James has the pellet gun at one of the toxic waste guys' head.
"I'll blow his head off!"
-"He'll do it!"
"I'm not kidding!"
-"Yeah, his whole head!"

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Carl is looking across the way at a man dancing with a rubber woman: "now that is the perfect relationship!" lol

Walt: "Do you boys plan on coming to work today?"
Carl: In his bathrobe "Yeah, we're flying right out the door now"

Mike showing his new partner around "Jeff, you'll love it around here. The shifts are short, the women are beautiful..."

"Most people in Las Playas are hard working, with a future in mind, with the exception of these two bozos. They're apart of the don't let this happen to you crowd." That was just mean. lol

Did you want me to keep going? This whole movie is great!

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"This Lewis guy's a total nightmare." The way Estevez reads it all annoyed.

"Yeah, you there with the pellet gun, I'll blow your butt away for sure, buddy!"

(Two cops tied to a kiddie wheel speaking to a dog) "It's just one, big, funny mix-up!"

(Estevez while choking Sheen) "You and you're stupid pellet gun!"

LOL, yeah the old school hip hop "work it work it work it"

Dead Berger w/ umbrealla and a cigar

"Jane Fonda was right..." playing in Lewis' head

"My my my my nerves dont need settling"!

"This is sh it! this is shiiittt!"

"Who's the kid in the clown suit?" I still use that when seeing some underage weirdo lurking around a street corner.

"You should definitely DUMP THE DUUUUUUUDE!"

And the perfect drinking game is to take a shot whenever you hear Carl or James names...they must mention each others first name to each other at least 25 times...cuz when you think about it, when you're with a friend, how often do you really say their name? usually it's "man", "dude", "buddy", or nothing at all

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I have to say my fave quote is:

(when Sy is holding the pellet gun to the pizza man's head and threatening the police dorks)
(cop drops flashlight instead of gun)
"You must think I'm as dumb as you look, because don't you know that when you drop a flashlight it makes a completely different sound!"
(cop drops gun)
"Now I want Mr. Sneakyman to come around with his partner..."
Hilarious! I laugh every time I hear Mr. Sneakyman! hehe.

Mercy closed the door to hell,
Grace opened the door to heaven.

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Rasta Garbage Rival (RGR): I would pay...a MILLION pesos...to see the looks on their faces when this baby goes off..."

ALSO, I can't believe no one represented,

"Rent-a-Cops. I hate rent a cops, too."

or

"I know what you're thinking, 'We got ourselves another crazy *beep* with a gun,' well let me tell you something...human life means very little to me right now."

Amongst many other very worthy others. I'm gonna go see what's up on the "Houseguest" board.

Dino Bambino

what.

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I always loved this exchange:

Carl: James....James!
James: What is it, Carl?
Carl: (motions to the barrel)
James: (opens barrel) That's a dead body!
Carl: I know, James...
James: Well, what's he doing on our route?!


Hahahha, very subtle but classic...

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I said this sucks. And basically so do you.

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