Favorite Wings Quotes

Antonio had so many great lines! I love the way he couldn't stand Carleton Blanchard but he agreed to drive him around for a week. He said something like "On the condition that you never, ever speak to me." Of course Carleton kept up his "Hey Angelo!" questions.

My goat knows the bowling score is great too! I also like the time Antonio sat down at the counter when he was obviously freezing. Helen asked him if he wanted some hot soup and he says sarcastically "No, I'd like a snow cone!"

Joe: You just mixed nuts and bolts!

Somebody: "Hey Antonio, what's up?"
Antonio: "Nothing much, nothing much...Just a little, LUNCH, with Casey"

Kenny: "welcome to Ahab's, 'ARGGHH!" can I take your order?"

"It's bold, it's beautiful, it's Biggins."

"It's more than car. It's more than a barbeque. It's a Car-B-Que." - Lowell

"Why doesn't Big Strong Man use his super strength to pick up a check?" - Antonio

"You don't want a cleft chin - it'll look like a tiny butt on your face." - Joe



*Call me Jay.*

The episode with the fishing trip. Helen informs Brian that she hasn't shaved her legs and Brian says: "Whoa, check please!" It's the delivery more than the line itself.

I also like Brians line in, I think it was the pilot, when the woman walks past and he says: "Whoa, major hooters."

The woman responds, "What did you just say?"

Brian: "Major hooters, Major Bob Hooters." Classic.

Exit Laughing:

Brian: Antonio, did you ever figure out that thing with your neighbor?

Anotnio: I spoke to him about the leaf blower as you advised. And we came to an understanding. (pulls shades off to reveal a black eye).
I understand his passion for gardening and he understands my inability to bob or move to my right.


and later in the same scene:


Brian: You really think you should let Roy handle this?

Antonio: Brian I called my neighbor. I sent him a nice note. I tried to reason with him. He hit me in my face. (puts shades on and looks at Roy)
Now, it is time to unleash the dogs of hell.