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Rank the Bruce Wayne hotties in the Burton/Schumacher films.


Nicole Kidman
Kim Basinger
Michelle Pfeiffer
Elle McPherson

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Kim Basinger
Michelle Pfeiffer
Elle McPherson
Nicole Kidman

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Michelle Pfeiffer
Elle McPherson
Kim Basinger
Nicole Kidman



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Val Kilmer
Michael Keaton
George Clooney
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Arnold Schwarzenegger

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No Chris O'Donnell?

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nah, he's a chump

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Kim Basinger
Nicole Kidman
Michelle Pfeiffer
Elle McPherson

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Kim Basinger
Nicole Kidman
Drew Barrymore
Alicia Silverstone
Elle McPherson
Michelle Pfeiffer
Uma Thurman

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Oh, if we include Drew Barrymore she goes right to the top of my list. I took it it was one from each film.

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I took it as all the women in the four films and couldn't understand why the OP had left out some names. I didn't even notice Bruce Wayne's name🙄

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Given that list of hotties listed by the OP, it's understandable you were too distracted to notice Wayne's name! 😃

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What? Nobody liked Jerry Hall???

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She wore a mask most of the movie.

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Fair enough

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Hard task... All four are physically very beautiful.

Pfeiffer is first. Maybe this is because her character was more complex and interesting than the others, or maybe it's because she's in an S+M catsuit for a lot of the movie... but whether its more personality or just the darker side of sex, Pfeiffer's in the top spot.

Kidman is next. Chase Meridian seems like she's got that wild side, too.

Basinger's third. The reporter character is cool, although she isn't as nuanced or interesting as I'd like.

McPherson takes last by default, I suppose. It doesn't help that I barely remember her character from the film at all. She's on Wayne's arm a couple of times and gets to ask, "Who's Ivy?" She just has zero impact on the libidinous psyche, outside of being obviously physically stunning.

Somebody else put up the non-Bruce Wayne hotties from the Burton-Schumacher (BS?) era. For what it's worth:

Uma Thurman is sexy, even in a bit of a cartoon character. I'd probably put her at No.2, just behind Pfeiffer.

Drew Barrymore would go somewhere around Basinger. She manages to be reasonably memorable with a small role.

Alicia Silverstone would come in around McPherson. Her wooden plank dialogue hurts her, but she's cute.

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'Alicia Silverstone would come in around McPherson. Her wooden plank dialogue hurts her, but she's cute.'

She did look damned good in that Batgirl outfit!

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maybe it's because she's in an S+M catsuit for a lot of the movie

That's exactly it.
It doesn't help that I barely remember her character from the film at all.

I don't blame you. She's in two scenes I believe and one of the scenes, she's with Clooney in a room full of people not even saying a word.

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Maybe we should just put the catsuit on the list.

I think I read somewhere - ages ago - that McPherson had more scenes but they were cut. That was probably wise; I don't think her character added a whole lot to the movie, which was already pretty stuffed full of plotlines.

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Kim Basinger, and then everyone else.

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