5. "Because I was scared."
4. "I wasn't driving."
3. "She's just a friend."
2. "A couple beers."
1. "That's not mine."
Honorable Mention: "Why is my rights being readin'?"
"Those aren't my pants"
"I wasn't doing anything"
"Why am I going to jail?"
"Yea, I'm on probation"
LMAO, plenty of great quotes in this thread but you're all forgetting the number 1 thing in mostly every episode....
"Stop resisting...STOP RESISTING!!!"
Good point jai!
I wonder if double-negatives can be used against them as actual confessions? He said, "I ain't got no gun!" meaning they actually do have a gun, therefore a literal grammarterical confession!
Cop: "Why didn't you pull over"?
Lowlife POS: "I didn't know you were chasing me".
"I didn't do nothin'" - Has to be #1
sharethat is DEFINITELY #1
-a lot of people use my car / were in my car
(after drugs are found)
-I gotta go to work tomorrow! (so?)
-get your hands out of your pocket!
-hang tight for me
-can I have a cigarette first?
Also:
Turn around and put our hands behind your back.
I just bought this car!
I was just giving her a ride.
What warrants?
I didn't touch her/him!
"...And on this farm he had an igloo..."