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Funny or Silly Lines That (Still) Make You Laugh

posted 11 years ago by happipuppi13
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I watched the episode where Peg thinks Al is cheating
on her,because of her meeting a blonde in the beauty parlor.

The woman sleeps with married men and tells Peggy how she gets
away with it. She tells Peggy something about getting a 24 inch Sony (TV).

Peg trieds to confront him but Al's only confused :

Al : "What's going on around here?!"

PEGGY : "I might ask you the same thing, Mr. Twenty-Four Inch Sony!"

Al (bewilderd but insulted) : "Don't call me a TV in my own home! You're a TV!

It's one of the silliest lines ever in the show but it makes me laugh just
as much now as when i 1st saw it and times after. Until last week,I hadn't seen the series in almost 10 years. Except that "reunion special,where they all talk at the same time.

Love rules & hate's for fools.
(MR.) happipuppi13 *arf,man!*

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[–] Huskie_Jon 10 years ago

Al to Joe Morgan, referring to Peg, who just put down Al's manhood.

"Pay no attention to the Big Red Machine."

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A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.

[–] Movie_Buff_2 10 years ago

I have three that I can think of off the top of my head:

(i) - When Al meets "Spare Tire" Johnson, and Bubba Smith delivers his line (deadpanned beautifully) "You never crossed that goal line. I dropped you like *third* *period* *french*.

(ii) - When Al wanted to punish Bud, he said "You're out of the will... Wait a minute, that's no punishment, You're IN the will!! HA!! You'll owe millions!!" Then later, both Al and Kelly are off screen:

Al: (yelling angrilly) D@mn you Kelly, you ate my last M & M!! You're in the will!!

Kelly: (crying, begging, pleading) No, Dad, No!!!!!

and

(iii) - The whole scene where they spoofed The Godfather, just cracks me up, even to this day!! Esp when
Al: (in character of The Godfather) - This day may never come.
Al: (back into character of Al Bundy) - But, we both know it probably will.
Al: (back into character of The Godfather) - You'll respond in true friendship.

[–] medcrosss 10 years ago

Fat Lady: Mr Bundy, you have a month to get this place in shape.

Al:Well you've had your whole life to get in shape, you don't see me condemning you!

[–] Xeelo 10 years ago

Hmmmm hmmmm himm...

And in same episode when Al calls a Bobby Goldsboro's song 'Honey' a musical sphincter lock.

[–] BeaverHole 10 years ago

1. Al's version of "The Night Before Christmas."

2. Al: "The fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth you pudding of a woman...MAKES ME A WINNER!"

3. Basically anything from the Larry Storch episode.
Peg: "Honey, Larry from g-spot is here."
Larry: "That's F Troop."

Al and Griff are dressed like wolves.
Al: Midnight, moon, wolves, shoes."
Griff: (holds up his claws) "If these were real I would rip you to shreds."

Peg: "Al you missed that corporal eggroll guy."
Al: "That's Corporal Agarn you blasphemous heathen!"

4. Al: "Peg we've been married 20 years can't we just be friends?"

5. Peg: "I know what would cheer you up hunny. But I'd never leave you not in a million years."

6. Spare Tire: "My best pair of socks..." and then the ensuing fight in which they both hold up pictures of their mother-in-laws to scare each other.

[–] slicknick610 10 years ago

Al "Family we are broke. Now I know I have said that we are broke before and you guys were very brave and spent anyway. But it's really time to tighten our belts."

[–] Willus_A 10 years ago

Al comes homes without Christmas presents in It's a Bundyful Life. Peg and the kids are getting suspicious and Peg says "Well, he does have that just plugged the toilet grin on his face". The sheepish, guilty grin on Al's face was amazing.

"Hogs have futures, I don't."
Dr. Johnny Fever

[–] jonah_88 10 years ago

When Al builds his own room in the garage and Jefferson wants to stay...
Jefferson: "It's Marcy, she wants sex all the time. I mean, having sex with your pregnant wife, it's kind of like putting gas in the tank of a car you've already wrecked."

When the Bundy's win the millionth customer prize at Foodies over Marcy...
Marcy: "I was the next in line!"
Al: "Well what are you complaining about, you still are!"

When Bud and Kelly go halves in buying a car together...
Kelly: "Don't touch it! I don't know where your hands have been."
Bud: "Well then you better not sit in it!"

And the whole first meeting between Bud and Griff...
Bud: "Who are you?"
Griff: "Names Griff. I work here"
Bud: "That's funny. Dad never told me he hired another guy"
Griff: "And who are you?"
Bud: "Bud. Al Bundy's my father"
Griff: "That's funny. He never told me he had a son"
Bud: "A daughter?"
Griff: "Nope"
Bud: "A wife?"
Griff: "Not living"
Bud: "Four touchdowns in one game?"
Griff: "Oh hell yeah"

Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt.

[–] shadowmax1976 10 years ago

Steve: al i made more than you as a kid when i lost a tooth

Al: how'd you like to make a fortune tonight steve?!

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[–] moonmarvin 10 years ago

Al: So I'll be broke and living in the gutter. But Peg, will I still have you?

Peggy: Ohhhh, of course Al. You know I'd never leave you.

Al: Then I truly have nothing.

Marcy's "I am not a chicken. Why does he keep calling me a chicken?" while resembling a chicken.

In Have You Driven a Ford Lately? the whole thing with the astray and Peggy putting out her cigarette in the ashtray of which Al just proclaimed that "There has never been a cigarette in that ashtray".

Al: Peg, you gotta feel this. [Jefferson's skin]

Peggy: Well, of course it's soft, Al. He's Eduardo's pet.

Al: Well, I'm just trying to tell you that it's enchanting.

Jefferson: Gee, Al, you sure know how to make a man feel good.

Al: Well, it's easy when I'm around you.

Here's Looking At You, Kid:
Steve: Al, please. The fat and unattractive have rights, too.

Fifi: So do the beautiful. I was peeped, too.

Al: The beast! Could you show us what he saw?