El Guapo: "El Guapo only kills men! He does not kill crying women."
Ned: "Oh, thank God!"
Lucky: "I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil"
El Guapo: "What do you mean?"
Lucky: "I don't know"
Favorite quote:
Dusty: "Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"
Second fave:
Lucky: "Seize him!"
But the scene that destroys my brain every time is Ned falling and hitting the table. The Ned dummy is so perfectly weighted and looks so exactly like Ned that I just get slayed and choof up my fried rice out my nose.
Well, that's what happened tonight, anyway
"You're wrong and I can't tell you why."
Ned: "Well, we're not gonna get paid, that's for sure!"
share"But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!"
share"Excuse me are you the singing bush?"
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You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!
I'm a contradiction
Lucky Day: "You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!"
I've been chasing grace/ But grace ain't easy to find