Fave Quote and/or Scene


El Guapo: "El Guapo only kills men! He does not kill crying women."
Ned: "Oh, thank God!"

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It's a sweater!

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Plethora of course.
Also the getting their attention at the movie lot scene.

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The part where Ned picks up the invisible swordsman's hand and drops it.

"G'night Ned."

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El Guapo: What is happening around here today? Are gringos falling from the sky?

-Ned falls onto the table-

Jefe: Yes, El Guapo!

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"They called us scum-sucking pigs. US!!!!"

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Sew very old one...sew like the wind!

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Steve Martin on top of the wall, "Lookuphere! Lookuphere! Lookuphere! Hey, guys!"

Though I do love, "Its a sweater!" My family still says that to this day at Christmas or birthday parties.

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Ned: What is it that this town really does well?

Townspeople: We can sew!

Dusty Bottoms: There you go, you can sew... if only we had known this sooner.

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Do you know what foreplay is?
No.
Good. Neither does El Guapo!

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Ned Nederlander: I think it's a male plane.
Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell?
Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls?

Pogi Ako

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Favorite quote: "I'll come back one day (Lucky)." To which Carmen says, "Why?"

Favorite scene: "Hot senorita" shows up to plant a big one on Ned, much to the surprise of everyone.

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"We could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda." Dusty replies-
"Lips would be fine." had to watch that one several times over!

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"We will rape the horses... & ride off on the women!"

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We are the three ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMIGOS

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