El Guapo: "El Guapo only kills men! He does not kill crying women."
Ned: "Oh, thank God!"
EL GUAPO: Jefe, a woman is like a desert flower. You cannot force a flower to bloom! Only when it is ready will it open its petals for you.
JEFE: So when do you think Carmen will 'open her flower' to you?
EL GUAPO: Tonight. Or I will KILL HER!!
And for some reason when the fat bartender sings the line 'My little buttercup' I always roll on the floor.
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"Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-NANNY!"
shareOh yeah, the singing bush scene hahaha! This movie is perfect, every scene of it.
shareDo you know what the word nada means?
In all those Mexican movies you made...did you ever hear that word?
Isn't that a light chicken gravy...
It means "nothing"!
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"CAN I HAVE YOUR WATCH WHEN YOUUU ARE DEAD?!?!?"........"what did he say?"
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and I'm not gonna type it all out, but the whole ned/dorothy gish story. "young maaaan, you. have. got it. .......aaaaannnnnnd AUGHHH!!!!"
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My favorite scene is Martin Short's gunfight.
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