One of my absolute favorite lines in this, in ANY movie, is when Woody's back in his office with Julie Kavner and he's terrified of having cancer, and she says "2 months ago you thought you had a malignant melanoma."
He says "well how did I know? The sudden appearance of a black spot on my back!"
Julie: "It was on your shirt."
F-ing HILARIOUS.
When Mickey is talking to the priest about converting to Catholocism:
"I'll color eggs if that's what it takes."
Loads of funny lines, but my two faves are when Woody and Mia are walkng along the street after finding out that Woody is sterile:
Mia asked if he has ruined himself by excessive masturbation.
When Mia tells Woody that they could use frozen sperm, he says: "What, you want a defrosted kid!".
The can opener line, hands down is just brilliant, as well as the Ice Capades reference, all of the above, and also, when Woody sees the fat jogger and says something about how she should tote her fat in a dolly...
So many funny lines...
Michael Caine steals the show, really well deserved Oscar. He is so nervous and awkward, then creepily calm once he has had Lee....
When Hannah asks Woody if he ruined his penis from excessive masturbation and he says "What, are you gonna start knocking my hobbies now?"
and in the beginning when Frederick is on one of his rants and he said something along the lines of..."If Jesus came back and saw what people were doing in his name, he would never stop throwing up". Hysterical.
Mickey and Holly meet again in the record store:
Mickey: Well, I hope you have changed.
Holly: Yeah, I hope you have too.
Mickey: I hope so for your sake because your personality left something to be desired... namely personality.
made me laugh out loud!
I liked "we did all but exchange gun shots!"
share"It's an <i>OTTOMAN!!!</i>" Like that made all the difference.
Between air conditioning and the pope, I'll take air conditioning.
After Holly finished reading the script:
Woody: What made you think of that climax scene,where the architect is walking home with his actress girlfriend and the schizophrenic ex-wife jumps out and stabs him to death?
We'll always have Paris.
Two favorites: Fredrick's line about Jesus would never stop throwing up and
Eliot" I have my answer. I have my answer, I'm walking on air." Then that little giggle. That giggle that was so perfect, an Oscar moment right there.
ED: Child molestation is a touchy subject...
MICKEY: Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!
ED: Yes, but you name names.
MICKEY: We nev-- We don't name names! We say the Pope.