Got quotes? Hilarious cult classic!
In the diner, as the cook brings Melvin White and Kent Lane their food out...
Melvin: (to the cook) Hey Buddy, Your thumb is in my soup!
Cook: Yeah, it's infected. The doctor told me I should keep it warm so It'll heal quicker.
Kent: Well, why don't you take your thumb and shove it up your ass then?
Cook: Oh, I do that when I'm back in the kitchen.
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~ Daniel ~