I'll try to name some that haven't been posted yet.
The kid singing the whole time in the shower, and then, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sierra Taho"
"Good afternoon students. This is your principal Mr. Peters" someone throws a tomato into the speaker and it hits him in the face.
"Toby Badger has just come from a meeting with Dr. Sigmund, and while he hasn't come to any formal conclusions, he does believe she is indeed the killer. But until this is confirmed please treat her like any other student."
Then the class exits and someone mumbles, "Bye killer"
"Or Mr. Dumpkin. A man who sleeps with his nuts between horsehead bookends"
When Miss Mumsley is confessing to Toby...
"I only killed the boys. I never told him. Now, come here so I can kill you."
"Behind you!"
"That's not going to work on me." Peters quickly turns back. "See."
And of course, Mr. Dumpkin in the end: "I will always be your French teacher"
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Wailmer1990
16 years ago
I'll try to list a few that haven't been posted yet, so here they are:
From the "Who Could I Be?" segment: "Dr. Sigmund. A man who was once arrested for corrupting the morals of a hooker." Also: "Let's not forget about Malvert the janitor. A man with the IQ of a handball and the personality of a parking meter: violated!"
When the mother looks inside the garbage containing one of the murder victims: "Well I'll be darned."
At the parade: "Lovely day for a parade. Or a murder."
During one of the kills: "Heeeeere's Breather!"
One of the many countless horsehead bookend jokes: "Perhaps man's highest cultural achievement is the horsehead bookend."
Back to the parade: "Our school mascot: the bull. When I say that Lamab has the finest educational standards in the state, what do you say? Bull!"
The Breather denies Dumpkin's offer of an American car: "I buy Japanese!"
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Darbacour
15 years ago
"Why do they always run? Maybe it's the galoshes! They're a dead giveaway! Why do I wear them? It's not even raining!"
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paranoja
14 years ago
"Mr Malvert, I wanted to talk to you. If for some reason suspicion should fall on our dear mr Peters he would like you to confess. Well mr Peters is a valuable asset to society, while you are mere scum. What difference would jail make to you? You'll have fun with the boys. Women don't like you much now - I certainly don't! Homosexuality is the up-and-coming thing!"
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