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SUBMIT YOUR FAVORITE LINES from Student Bodies!

posted 20 years ago by TequilaMockingbird63
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What are some of the most memorable lines you LOVED from Student Bodies?
My friends and I saw this when it came out in 1981 at a DRIVE IN MOVIE THEATER!! Still quote (and love) film after all these years!

(as blind student loses handycap parking space)
Beauty Queen: "Great physical beauty can be a handicap too".

(as students run off to go have sex)
Hardy: "Maybe he had to go to the Bathroom or something"?

VanDyke: "It sounded like you were speaking through a rubber chicken".

Breather: "I'd like to kill the kid with the GUM!"

[–] movieguy2126 18 years ago

Hmmm...Chicken. Hmmm...broken.
(places rubber band around chicken leg)

[–] TequilaMockingbird63 18 years ago

Can someone help me? was this a line from Student Bodies.
i think it was Principle Peters:

"We musn't forget the 3 P's No Police, No Publicity and no...Pasta.
and someone else corrects him: "the pressure"
Principle Peters: "that right the pressure, musn't forget the pressure".

Just when i think i remembered them all this one popped in my head last night.

"...Other than that, life's a bowl of Palmolive and I'm soaking in it".

[–] 18 years ago

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[–] timber6925 18 years ago

"this is the police...LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!" of course everybody knows the answers to the history quiz, right? "just remember, the north won" LOL this is one of the funniest damn movies ever made!

[–] timber6925 18 years ago

ooh ooh, i gotta give it up for ms mumsley in the trash can!! this movie is a true classic and it's a damn shame it's not on dvd. oh, also pandemonium should be on dvd by now too. i've got both on video and as soon as i figure out my video to dvd recorder, i'm putting them on dvd but i'd still like cleaned up dvd's with bonus stuff.

[–] fmercury39 18 years ago

"Julie, you're not responding to my maleness."

[–] skruff33 18 years ago

(Kid in the office)

Where you from ?

Mazawi

where's that near philadelphia ?

No. It's in Africa. That's why I'm late.

Girl 1: 'I'm beautiful and you're ugly'

Girl 2: 'Yeah, well you'll be ugly one day too'

Girl 1: 'No I won't, because I got something here to take at the first sign of wrinkles'

Girl 2: What's that, vitamin E ?

Girl 1: No. A cyanide pill.

Malvert: You gotta help Malvert
(Malvert reaches in his pants)
What's a five letter for soft like movement ?

Girl: Creep!

Malvert: Yeah, thanks.

Woman aproaches grieving Mother and Father at funeral. 'I just wanted you to know that your daughter passed on at my house and I thought you should have this. It's the $.75/hr x 5 hours for babysitting. Plus cab fare. One way.

This movie is a scream. It's hilarious and a great horror parody. Scream actually ripped it off quite alot. This might not be a better movie, but it's a hell of alot funnier than all the Scream's combined.

FILM -the most expensive mistress that anyone can have...a love you never cure yourself of -Welles

[–] semichguy70 18 years ago

My favorite lines:

Breather: Why do they always run? It must be the goloshes.

Opening sequence: Halloween......Friday the 13th.....Jamie Lee Curtis' birthday.

[–] curlydo20 17 years ago

"What's that chickeny taste?"
"It's chicken!" - Babysitter and boyfriend

"Do you think I look good in green?"-Mrs. Mumsely

"Ooooh, I like your outfit." - punk girl to Hardy

and every line from the session with Toby and Dr. Sigmund. "Yuck...my father..." "Did you like Yuck?"

Genius movie. I've never seen "Scary Movie" nor would I want to because I know nothing could be funnier than "Student Bodies."

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[–] brandonford1981 17 years ago

Julie, you're not responding to my maleness

[–] chatanuga 17 years ago

Don't think I've seen this one listed yet:

"The following is based on a true incident. Last year 26 horror movies were released. None of them lost money."

[–] TequilaMockingbird63 17 years ago

Don't think I've seen this one listed yet: "The following is based on a true incident. Last year 26 horror movies were released. None of them lost money."

yup, you ARE THE FIRST! good one!!

In Heaven there's no beer so we better drink it here.

[–] brandonford1981 17 years ago

The dog driving the blind guys car, hits the guy in the wheelchair's car.....the blind guy say..."what did you hit now?!"

Freaking CLASSIC!

[–] terrywatt69 17 years ago

Boyfriend sneaks up behind babysitter in kitchen as she's eating KFC, kisses her.

Boyfriend: What's that chickeny smell?

Girlfriend: Chicken

[–] TequilaMockingbird63 16 years ago

Boyfriend .......as she's eating KFC, kisses her. Boyfriend: "What's that chickeny smell?" Girlfriend: "it's Chicken!"

My sister and I who saw the film when it first came out....(i am the original poster of this thread BTW) We quote that scene every time were together with the same inflection as the actors had. any time there is chicken being served say at a party, a dinner, christmas you name it SOME 25 YEARS LATER WE STILL CRACK UP EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight

[–] PJSBU04 16 years ago

Toby: "What's this?"
Hardy: "It's a non-musical production of Grease. They couldn't get the rights to the music."

English teacher: "Now, who was Hamlet?"
Wheelchair guy: "His dog."
English teacher: "His dog?"
Wheelchair guy: "Wasn't he a Great Dane?"

[–] LeaperBP 16 years ago

[Guy wants to have sex with girlfriend in car, goes to get something]

Guy: Don't start without me!

[runs off; while he's gone, the Breather kills the girlfriend. Guy returns to find his girlfriend dead, google-eyed, with a horsehead bookend jammed into her crotch]

Guy: Aw, you started without me!

Bwahahahahaha!

[–] nico_reed 16 years ago

Has anyone said "Let's have a murder that makes sense"

"Ever since accident Malvert p** red."

"Chicken...broken"

And of course anything with the phrase "horsehead bookends" in it.

I'm so glad it's finally out on dvd!

http://horseheadbookends.blogspot.com/

[–] jrryr8 16 years ago

Dead bodies on the field. Fifteen yard penalty.

[–] TequilaMockingbird63 12 years ago

This is now out on DVD?! fantastic! now i wont have to search for my old VHS

It's Cute, How You Think I'm Listening