Tanner


he's not dead he's drunk.

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Shy my butt, he's an idiot!

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No one here can dance for bat turds.

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All we got is a cruddy alchie for a manager.

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well youre not doing a very good job cuz.... Tanner rules.

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"Get outta here buttercrud...get back to your Beer....get outta here"

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"What do you expect? All we got on this team is a bunch of Jews, Spics, *beep* Pansies...AND A BUGGER-EATING MORON!!!"

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you can say jew, *beep* and pansy, but you can't say *beep*

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I thought the line was "Jews, spics, n!ccers and now, a girl?"

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Well Lupus, if you wiped your nose once in awhile, maybe people wouldn't give you so much crud all the time.

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Engleberg, quit your cruddy belly aching and throw the ball to first base!

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When my husband is late sometimes I say "where ya been ya crud it's been an hour."

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"I'll drink to dat!"





Come...let us gingerly touch our tips.

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Crud, does that booger eatin' spaz make me wanna puke!

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The scene where Tanner is beat up and Buttermaker asks:

Buttermaker: What happened to you Tanner?

Englebert: He got into a fight

BM: with who?

EB: the seventh grade

BM: who?

EB: the seventh grade

BM: You took on the whole seventh grade? You don't want to quit, do you Tanner?

Tanner: Crud no, I want to play ball.

Scene is brilliant.

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"Hey Tanner, does he go to the bathroom for ya too?"

Entourage - Best Show on TV

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"Here, take it--it's the best way to eat it."

"Maybe if you wiped your nose once in a while people wouldn't give you so much crud all the time."

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Engleberg, will ya quit your cruddy belly-achin' and throw the ball to first base!!??

I went to college with Chris Barnes. He's a really nice guy.


He who conquers himself is mightier than he who conquers a city.

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Tanner's my favorite Bear.

Don will fix it. He knows what that nut means to Utz and what Utz means to us.

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Jews, spics, *beep* and now a girl?

...posting live from Iraq.

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Am I the only one who finds it wierd that imdb allows one to type "spics", a derogatory term used for hispanics, and not "n.iggers"? I can understand either complete political correctness or none at all, as long as it's done in an equal-opportunity fashion.

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I wonder why Tanner didn't say K!kes instead of Jews and I wonder did his
parents teach him un P.C. stuff.

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I wonder what that young actor's parents thought of him saying that sh!t. I know that in this pussy-whipped, PC world we live in today, his parents would've had a heart attack and a lot of people in the audience would walk out. Pansies.

I laughed my ass off when Tanner said that. At the very least, it's outrageously funny.

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Tanner always cracked me up, though I thought he should have been allowed to be more insulting. I mean why not go the full nine yards. I think whoever his parents were should have been shot or jailed. Could you imagine your son that way running around being such a little *beep*


My Sig: Nothing Here.

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You owe me thirty cents for that burrito!

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